Monday, April 30, 2007

Journey Through the Zodiac (Part 2)

Is there anyone who has gone by this path? Please tell me am not alone and crazy...

I had a dream a few days ago about someone and the emotional trouble she's going through. She's an Aquarian. Now must I mention that I have never met or seen this person before. So in the dream, I went to see this person in her house. She told her folks to tell me she's not home. But I knew she was home cause I could perceive her presence. I respected her choice and I left. When I got outside her house, she called me and said she was sorry, and that she didn't really feel like seeing anyone, but she had a rethink. We started talking and she told me a bunch of things that I can't remember right now. Well, I went on a search for the face of this person. To cut long story short, I saw the person face, lo and behold, the same person I saw in my dream... This is one of the regular stuff that I've been noticing, and seriously trust me, you don't want to know the weird ones. Cos knowing them will make you cum... seriously...

These are my findings on the Stars I've been with... (*She - all women of a star in one)

The first and the most compactible with me. We're both fiery people and want just about the same thing. I've been with 4 Aries women in my life and they all possess just about the same trait. Independent, bossy, and a fighter. But when it somes matters of the heart, they are as soft as heated iron. I hugged one Aries and I had an instant stiffy. I mean, my shift_stick was vibrating like a Nokia 2100... They dig foreplay just as much as I do. Keep the real deal for the last. (Perhaps the reason why I haven't "done' it with them yet. I love a good conversation during foreplay and the Aries know exactly how to dish that.

The rhythm is OMG. They don't forget special dates and would say sorry when wrong (of course after enough checks and balances)

Sex: Can't say

Strength: Determined, qualities of a leader, ability to look into your eyes and tell you the anything (right or wrong), generous.

Weakness: Have you seen a Warlord begging to be loved? If you can picture that then you know what am talking about... Would LIE just to save a situation, and can be dodgy...

What did I gain? Their determined spirit... that's all for now... still need to mate to get some more... keeping my fingers crossed

We make great friends but fucked up lovers. We confuse the fact that we connect on certain level for some kind of attraction, and because the kiss is great or the conversation is like comedy central doesn't mean we are meant to start something. Just because the friendly shag is awesome doesn't mean we can run things. NO! We are just two confused people in search of the same thing but in the wrong boulevard. We both enjoy great deal of foreplay and she's always
willing to please as long as she enjoys it as well. A willing learner and a pretty fast one too. Gets lost completely in the mix and hates me for not sharing her ideals. We laugh most of the time to the jokes we share and come open with what she feels. A bit demanding but knows how to make scarifices.

Sex: Cute. Engaging. Pretty Wild.

Strength: Ability to make sacrifices. Bossy.

Weakness: Fear of loosing. Stubborn. When hatred sets in, she can tell the world your secrets.

What did I gain? Ability to make sacrifices. Business Focus (still liberal here though)

From the flirting to the game of wit... It's like the world is our playing ground. With the Geminis that I've met, it's either we piss each other off at first and later become best of pals or we just kick in straight up. Her ability to engage me in a game of wit gives me the hard on. And she knows how to capture my attention, and I will keep longing for it. we both respect our need to be free, but it seems am more drawn to her than she is to me. We spend a great deal of time on foreplay and taunting my ass off. And she can be a freak in bed only when the mood sets in. But she loves most things done in secret (I wonder why). I realize that she can drop dead for a cute guy (not that I'm cute though) and would flirt with.

Sex: Interesting. Connected.

Strength: Multitasking. Adventurous. Knows how/when to keep it simple.

Weakness. Unstable. Can pull a lie from anything, and can convince that angels in heaven that they are gaurding the wrong door just so she can get into heaven.

What did I gain? Their multitasking ability. Her ability to play with words.

She played a big sister and a mother to me. Drawn to my shy nature and use of words. We make great friends even though our ego kept clashing once in a while. She thinks am insensitive. Being close to her family means me being a true friend. A great believer of consolidated union and perhaps the most religiously dogmatic of all women (their views on any matter stays even when they act like they see yours). And she applies the same concept to her love life. A shocking thing is that she could be ashamed of me and be still be "in love" with me and dreads the outcome of my findings about the "being ashamed of me" part. Regardless, she'll go any lenght to prove her loyalty. And when am in "my moment" I tell myself that if there's anyone in the stars I'll love
to fall in love with, it would start with a cancerian (there are just three stars that I actually can). I remember the first cancerian woman I kissed, she told me straight up "I love you and I want us to start a relationship"... Who am I to say no to such boldness?

Sex: Marriage type sex. Respectful. Always careful not to portray herself as an ashie...

Strength: Ability to connect with multiple people and making them feel comfortable. Her ability to sympathize or empathize. Career oriented. Loyalty

Weakness. Dogmatic. Gullible when "in love".

What did I gain? their social spirit, and creativity.


Drama. Drama. Drama. Leo cracks me up, Simple. It was just a game of who has the biggest ego. But hey, she's sweet and soft inside. Knows how to make some scarifices. but still dramatic. passionate. easily sauved with kind words. dramatic (guess I mentioned this before...LOL)

sex: nice. royal. kinky. ok.

strenght: can stir the boat the right direction. generous.

weakness: stubborn.

what did i gain? I have it already.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Journey Through the Zodiac (Part 1)

As a kid, I've always being fascinated by the opposite sex; Why their peepee is different from mine, why they talk the way they talk, why do I feel strange in their mist, and what is this burst of energy my peepee gets when they get too close.

During my unit years (age 1 - 9), I pick up newspapers and magazines and just read them for the sakes of whatever. I stumbled upon the astrological charts and prediction on one publication, and it caught my interest. I read about the predictions and advice for the different star sign, and that was when I realized that I was born under the star sign: LEO. I started digging my then limited resources on the stars and what astrologers say about them. The different character traits that each possess. It was fantastic.

Fast forward to 9yrs later. I have wealth of information about people born under certain star sign and the trait they have. I studied my friends (male and female alike) born under the different star sign, and try to know/see if the information I have match their aggregated lifestyle. I take mental note of everything. I soon realize that certain people born around certain time have certain trait that is common to them. This I took down.

My interest: Women.
I have an unexplainable view that women have something to give, and that thing (whatever it is) is very valuable. And I want to either know what it is or have it, if I can contain it. So I started digging into women from all star signs. Many interesting things I discovered I must say. Many weaknesses, Many strength, Their violent capabilities, Their ability to create peace with just a word, Their spirituality, Their sexuality, and many other findings.

The first woman in my life I kissed is a Leo, at the age of 16. The second a Cancer, at the age of 17, the third a Virgo at the age of 18. I got disV'd at 18 with a Virgo who was also a V. The second a Gemini at 19, the third a Capricorn. I sailed through the ocean of stars taking information as I travel. And everyone dropped vital information that I piece together to see a larger than life picture.

I have travel through Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Saggitarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces. But I haven't with the number 1 star on the Chart: ARIES. Of course, I have being with three Aries women, but I couldn't understand why nothing happened (as in sexually). We went the whole 9yards but never the .5

What would happen to me when I have a union with an Aries woman? Because right now, I can't really explain many thing that has being happening to me. People tend to do things when I didn't even make them (all I have to do is think about it), I get most things I want without working much for them, I see solution where people see problem, My sensitivity has increased, I can perceive a man or woman's motive (only 75% of the time), I started loving feminine colors, feminine craving for attention,and trust me you don't want to know the bunch of other weird stuff I have been noticing. It's like am evolving. Will there be some kind of cosmic awakening when I finally mate with an Aries?

Has anyone being through this journey?

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Friday, April 20, 2007


My phone fell into the toilet (don't ask). My phone is gone. Am so attached to my phone, yet I treat it like a leper. I keep forgetting it everywhere I go. I hardly charge it (only when the battery indicator starts beeping), I drop it at the slightest wave of my hand... Now its gone, and am missing it... My fone is one of those girly Nokia Phones (to me, everything else is a babe).

Oh Phone! My darling Phone
When shall I see you my own?
Now that you are gone
It seem like am done...

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Thursday, April 19, 2007


I share with you this that came in my email this morning... LMAO!!!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and
A man engages the hands free speaker function
And begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
Only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
Models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$90,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back
On the market. They're asking $950,000'

M AN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
Probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a
Pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
Astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'


Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The unNaked Athlete

My name is Me
Another piece in life's game
Upgraded from a pawn and a thorn to a con
Yes! A con in a contest to conquer
Reborn as a don in the dawn till the next one
Initiated with the baton for the next run
Stretching my muscles for the race at a large pace
Am in a place where your face is cut out from the traces you take
Every drop telling how much I've put in
Right or wrong, they will roll with the same taste
If I haste I might fall but will stand tall
After all no one will feel your pain and stain
Huddling every obstacle to refrain from failing...

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

The Advisor's Lyrics

Chances in life comes in little ounces
It's your strife that you pounce to make a mass
Cluck every opportunity without going anticlockwise
The ice won't stay still if the climate keeps changing
Set the stage at the firmament of the earth
And the populace shall be your audience
Your expectations are your ego drive
Your limitations are your strongest weapon
Go head on but get your head screwed tight
The right thing is not always bright
Tilt a bit when the heat is on
But keep a string to get you back on
The society is the mirror you see yourself with
The mirror reflects only what it sees

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Monday, April 16, 2007

One New Crush and A Box Of Sadies

Box 1:
They met under a normal boy met girl circumstance. They perhaps fell in love or had something strong going on. It only lasted about a few months. One thing I can say for sure is that there was an attraction. But something happened on the way to paradise. He's AS and she's SS. They stared into the promise land, but their visa won't let them go in as partners. They has to split. A hard decision. A heart wrecking one for that matter. If they had proceed, they will suffer, so will their offspring. A sad one...
Has anyone been through this before or knows anyone?

The connection was unbelievable. Crazy I will say, but it was pure. Dangerous I must admit, but it was exciting. It only lasted for about a few months. She's Older than him, and has a plan laid out for her. He's just trying to figure out his path. They can't be together cos it is awfully dangerously and highly unwise. She's about to get married to a rich guy and start a family. She's loosing her mind, but the decision has to be made. He walked away, so she can have a better future. A hard thing to do, but a thing that must be done. She loathed him for walking away, but he rather live with that than the other. Her future lies somewhere else...
Has anyone been through this before or knows anyone?

New Crush:
I have a crush on the girl that played the character of Simone Deveaux in HEROES. Can someone help me get her number? Please baby, don't be mad, it's just a crush albeit dangerous. God! Her eyes, I could stare at them for eternity. Her lips, I could kiss them forever. I feel a rush of fever every time her scene comes up...

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Random Blabing

The situation in Naija is killing me oh. Over the last three months, there has been approximately 200hrs of electricity. Keeping all of us in darkness. Even deve (devil) no like darkness; why you thinks say fire dey for hell? When Baba Godeh (God) throw deve enter hell, the place dark. My guy shout "shoou! this place dark oh! abeg, make una gather stick make we start fire. I wan see where I dey go." No be small matter. Even Papa Godeh sef no like darkness. Remember say the first thing wey he shout make dem do when he enter earth see say the place dark, na "make una on that light!" This na true gist, ask dem.

What is the matter with this babe? I was browsing the internet jejely oh. I came across Hi5. I like. I register. I enter profile info. I upload picture. I flirt around a bit. I chill out. Well, one day, I saw a phone number from a girl who thinks am cute (how?). Well as truely unNaked, I picked up my phone, pin pin pin pin pin... I dialed. From there I no rest again. She thinks my voice is sweet (hen?), she thinks am cute (God bless photoshop!). I've never meet this babe, but she loves me pass her mama. She'll text, call, flash, gprs, gps, satellite, sun me. My head come dey swell like hausa pof-pof. She say make we see, I say ok. On the tragic day of our meeting, her father died! Ewo! which kain gist be this. Can't he choose a better day to die? I could be a demon oh, but there's a light hidden inside me somehow. The light said, call her repeatedly and console her. I listened. I do. I called. Plenty times. I worry too. After like three calls, she no gree pick phone again. I come fashi, at least no be me die. She come begin text me, that I should call her, stating that she's using a business centre phone to send the text. So I called her phone. We talked, but every time I asked about the situation in her house, she cuts the phone. I'll redial, and she'll apologize and blame the network (very convenient thing to do). After a while she switched off her phone. I smelt a cockroach (I can smell that shit from afar, very irritating smell. I hate cockroaches... sorry insect right activists). Then my IU (Intelligence Unit) sent intel stating that the business centre phone should be dialed. Buzibodi, I called.

A man picked up with phone and said "Hello".
I said "Good evening sir, someone called my on this number, and am trying to figure out who the person is."
He said "Sorry, this phone belongs to Mr. O#%@?"
I said "Oh Ok. Thank you sir. Sorry for bothering you."
He said "No problem. Good night."


I come dey wonder, instead of to go sleep jeje, this guy bears the same lastname as this babe. Since the father is dead, maybe the son has resumed immediate role of his father, and decided to receive all calls as him. Well, tough shit, but heck, it ain't mine. So I decided to call again, and ask for W*&%^#.

ring ring ring

He said "hello"
I said "Sorry to bother you sir, but I'll like to know if you know of any W*&%^# O#%@?
He said "Am her Father"
Very puzzled I said "Oh sorry sir, My name is unNaked, I bet she tried reaching me through your phone. Really sorry to bother you. Am just trying to confirm. Good night sir.
He said" Good night"

The b%$@h lied! Her father is ALIVE. I hold my toto put hand for head. WOMEN! The cunt killed her father even before he died. holy pussy juice!

I stopped calling, and she perhaps got the message. She kept smsing, flashing, ecetera-ing, but I no respond.Then after like 5months, I decided to pick her call. The thing done too much, and as per spirit of Christmas. She apologized (na today? I've got a Nobel prize for apologizing). I said ok (e no hard now, abi? My teeth go still remain 27). I never returned any of her call, and she kept making pussy promises (only if she knows how gay I am towards those promises).

So last week Friday, she sent a text saying she wants to see me. That she loves me, miss me,kiss me, and-all-the-other-things me. I said Omo na wa oh. After all these months (9), and you no know if I be Lucifer sef, you dey love. ok.

I come dey wonder. Make I change my phone? I said NO! plenty people get this number, and I can't go through the process of broadcasting my new number just because I dey run from one babe. She no worth am. I shenk'd. But the babe case dey fear me oh. The story long pass this one, but my hand dey pain me, and am missing something in my life... Wetin man go do now?

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Everyone is doing it but am doing her.

1. Yourself: Weird
2. Your partner: Horny
3. Your hair: Low
4. Your mother: Loving
5. Your father: Quiet
6. Your favourite item: Laptop
7. Your dream last night: Weird
8. Your favourite drink: Coke
9. Your dream car: BMW
10. The room you are in: Funky
11. Your ex: huh?
12. Your fear: Adulthood
13. What you want to be in 10 years: Rich
14. Who you hung out with last night: Myself
15. What you're not: Normal
16. Muffins: hmmm
17: One of your wish list items: Car
18: Time: 3000BC
19. The last thing you did: Smiled
20. What you are wearing: Trusardi
21. Your favourite weather: Spring
22. Your favourite book: Internet
23. The last thing you ate: Yam
24. Your life: UnderConstruction
25. Your mood: Gay
26. Your best friend: huh?
27. What you're thinking about right now: Kissing
28. Your car: Invincible
29. What you are doing at the moment: Typing
30. Your summer: Naked
31. Your relationship status: unNaked
32. What is on your TV: Dust
33. What is the weather like: hot
34. When was the last time you laughed: Now

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Business 6.9

Relationship = Business. Business = Relationship. Simple. No long thing!

My analysis of relationship and how it works cuts across all platforms. The better you understand the business of running a relationship the better you can handle bankruptcy a.k.a broken hearted, left-high-and-dry, etcetera etcetera...

My first rule in getting into any business, I ask myself the most important of all question: What's in it for me? Now, many of us might see this as a selfish thing to do, but remember, no one will share your loses with you. Well, your friends and close relatives (if you are open to them) might use lines like "I know how you feel, take it easy and move on, bla bla bla sheep have a wool and wipe your tears." Bullshit! They don't. Or they might say "shebi I told you!" So? It's all political. Trust me.

Before going into any relationship (crushing, dating, sexing, marrying, or unNakeding), think of it from the businessman/woman's perspective. Do some kind of imaginary business plan (or relationship plan). Check the pros and the cons, create an exit strategy. Work through the process with no attachment at all, because you are about to invest the most valuable resources into it, your Dignity, Pride, Sanity, and Fragile Emotion. The last thing you want to be doing is spending that shit like it grows from a tree (funny it does. lol. On that kind of tree sha.).

For every relationship I get into, I see it as a business idea. Sweet and Juicy from the outside, but the headache of running it could be fatal to your mental stability. And the last thing I want to do is run a business that is doomed to fail. Love they say is blind, so why use a blind muthafucker to run your business? Shine your eyes! Love is basically an Advert Copy used specifically to boost your profit margin. So use it wisely. Because in the end, the poor thing gets the heat.

And as far as relationship goes, it's a double lane highway built on a single lane. And if the traffic is not well coordinated, you find yourself rolling down the hills of frustration. And trust me, its not the best thing to wish for during Christmas. If your business plan doesn't stand a chance in the real world, don't fool yourself, back the fuck off, else you'll be another statistic in history of failed businesses.

If you want to learn how to run a Fortune 500 relationship, think at the speed of thought, get stupid once in a while, but don't dwell in that shit hole. Know when to call it quit using your exit strategy. And even if you don't make it to Fortune 3billion, you'll still have your dignity, pride, and perhaps fragile emotion and mental stability to run another business from ashy to classy.

Good luck!

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

A Letter to HRH

This is an open Letter to Her Royal Horniness.

Your Horniness,
With due respect, I cunt explain why I dickn't follow the norm, but "I want you" to understand that "everything that is" about to happen is for the best outcum you will ever experience, "within and without".

I stand naked before you with a rod for your royal pleasure. With your royal Harper playing a piece that I have composed specially to send those tingling sensations from your head, through your spine down to your vine of pleasure, making juice flow steadily from that vineyard I so want to drink from for all of eternity.

I shall proceed to your throne of Horniness, and bow as I stare at your Majestic bosom. Oh! What a bosom. Firmer than any silicon can ever be. Original, as the gods intended. With a snap of your finger, I know the guards will be let off, for a ritual is about to take place. One that will send Her Majesty to the 9th heaven and beyond.I shall kneel before thee, and set my face upon thy vine. The sweet smell shall send my rod nodding with approval, for we are about to strike this pot and make juice flow freely as sweet as they cum.

I stare up to the twin tower with a smile, they seem like they are about to erupt. I have to keep them calm. There's nothing the tongue cannot do. I shall attend to them one after the other, continuously, until I hear those Royal Moans of Pleasure that blends in unison with the sound from the Royal Harp.

Is that white wine that I see flow down your laps? No, that must be the Royal Juice, and it is running over. Oh yes! Now your toes are curling. I call it a Reverent Orgasmic Chain Reaction.

I shall lift thee from thy throne and place thee on the Royal Altar, clothed with petals of glory. Time has come to eat the forbidden food - food for the gods - and drink the forbidden wine - wine for the gods. Eruption after eruption, I shall tend thy vineyard until you beg me to split your pink sea into two with my rod. And split I shall. And this esexcize shall take place until every energy cums to a loud BANG!

unNakedly Yours,

unNaked Soul


Friday, April 06, 2007

I got my mind made up

Am feeling like a lion low on blood sugar. Everything is turning into juicy steak to me. Am tired and am so fucking hungry... for a change. Am not the biggest fan of conventional change... Radical Change, maybe... Am I so over fucking sensitive. I thought it was a weakness made by God for Women. Am just thinking loud, ignore that. A few things are missing in my life, and I have decided to save myself from a life time of embarrassment and usher myself into a life of ultimate "freedom" (that shit is relative).

As I am right now, I could do with a few millions every month (am not greedy see), and start a family (1 wife, 2 kids, 1 husband). And if that is not achievable now, I shall do what I have to do until I strike 30 and see if the few million bucks a month will surface. Else at 30, I should be hitting a few good buck, and I'll sail the world, have fun for the rest of my life. I'll fashi the start-a-family dream, and seek the path that would still put a wide grin on my face while sticking out my middle finger as I breathe my last.

I had a dream. I was about 70yrs old, but looked just the same. I perceived the age, and trust me it was 70-ish. I looked around, and I saw the future. Everything was different. I sensed the fear of old age. I wasn't wrinkled. What does that mean?


Wednesday, April 04, 2007


I got this piece when I checked my email a few minutes ago, fwdd from a sweet friend, Lisa... This shit is funny...

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.


* Drive up to the cash machine.
* Put down your car window.
* Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
* Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
* Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
* Put window up.
* Drive off.


* Drive up to cash machine.
* Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
* Set parking brake, put the window down.
* Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
* Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
* Attempt to insert card into machine.
* Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
* Insert card.
* Re-insert card the right way.
* Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
* Enter PIN.
* Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. l
* Enter amount of cash required.
* Check makeup in rear view mirror.
* Retrieve cash and receipt.
* Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
* Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of cheque book.
* Re-check makeup.
* Drive forward 2 feet.
* Reverse back to cash machine.
* Retrieve card.
* Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
* Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
* Restart stalled engine and pull off.
* Redial person on cell phone.
* Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
* Release Parking Brake.


Tuesday, April 03, 2007

unNaked Things

I've been away for a while (off my blog that is), but I take my daily dose of blogzac to keep me from loosing 21grammes. What?! Oh let me explain this. Depression can lead to death. And death can lead you to loosing 21grammes. Well, after seeing the movie 21grams, I realized, after loads of research, that what the writer said is true: We loose 21gram when we die... Is that the weight of the Soul? Not so heavy afterall... *sigh*

I took stock of the bad things that I do, I realized that I don't have any "real" secret(s). And I dread a man/woman with no "real" secret. So therefore, I dread myself. I hate Fear. So I've decided to do some things and have a few "real" secret to myself, so that I can be normal like everybody. So when anyone ask me, Do you have a secret? I can say, "who doesn't?". Isn't that response so hot?! So therefore, I shall clothe myself with some "real" secrets and become more unNaked. And I think am going to love this new found secret-keeping thingy. Am so excited!

Maybe I should join the Secret Service... Not so hot a secret to keep... Oh I can be making out with some hot Secret Service babe... *sigh* just thinking loud...

I think I have one or two, but I can't remember them. I have to think about it. So peeps, how many secret(s) do you have?

P.S. Tinkerbell wants some love. I have a backyard growing with those things, don't know what to do with them. But she specifically exempted me, the Love Gardener... sad innit? So, who need/want some. Will send you a bouquet... in multiple colours...

Just to cater to my Ego, I took the test (saw it at Idemili's blog). This is the result *sigh* (the successful part is not true... yet)

The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm)

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

Your exact opposite:
The Mixed Messenger

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer
It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.


CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Nurse

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: unNaked