Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Tagged by Black 007

I was tagged by Black James Bond. so while you are reading this, just play the Theme Sound from James Bond movies.

Here are the rules:

1. Link the person who tagged you…

2. Mention the rules in your blog…

3. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours

4. Tag 6 following bloggers by linking them

5. Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s blogs letting them know they’ve been tagged

1.) I shouldn't be saying this here but, I need help so here it goes. I make people wait for me while I hate waiting for people. I have done it to everyone, BIG & SMALL, regardless of who you are. I'm almost always the last to turn up for a meeting. Just a mental disease like pussaesia.

2.) I love t-shirts. If given the Time & Money, I would go shopping just to buy 1250 T-shirts and just 10 denim trousers, and 1250 converse sneakers (if I can find my size)

3.) I can be annoyingly vague.

4.) I cover my eyes with eyewears more than 70% of dalylight time. It helps me filter temptations of some kind. And it works, trust me.

5.) This is going to be disgusting to only pretenders. I can be quite forgetful, thank God for organizers. This proves it. I was alone in my "work room" one morning after eating meat-pie and a lil' pepper chicken, and I farted. Not organizer worthy so I blanked and continued working like it was nothing. Many seconds later I smelt a really offensive odour, and I started wondering what died. It took me about 10secs to realized that I farted 30seconds ago. See, I just don't remember things. It helps me deal with grief too.

6.) I carve out theories from a rod - you know, the male appendage for amusement, mischief, and procreation. Yes that one. I treat people/issues with any resulting theorem

Observe a few:
- With the right touch you can get anyone excited, hard and ready to game.

- When life is too hard, it hurts and can cause desperation

- It is always nice to spit out the truth as cream as possible, but sometimes you wish you spat out blank lies

- Every hard individual can be bent, maybe not broken, but definately made soft with the right number of strokes or tease.

- Long thing can hurt, short thing can frustrate you

- A nod isn't necessarily a yes

- Every minute inside bliss should be cherished

- Never let anyone kick you around. For the first few while you might feel nothing, but nothing compares to the pain and humiliation that follows.

- Wake up everymorning like you are the strongest most banging individual in the world.

- At all times you are responsible for your own comings, either through self or through others.

- If life is too hard, just wank.

I am tagging DL, TMinx a.k.a TaureanMinx, Carlang, Ms. Queen a.k.a Fantasy Queen, Toochi, Bumight

P.S. My internet connection is unBecuming these days, I can't link the peeps I tagged to their blog because....


Monday, April 21, 2008

For lack of time to go nuts

Wanked From Yahoo! (*oops! I meant Yanked)

Frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer, Australian researchers have found. It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported on Wednesday. The researchers surveyed more than 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer, and 1,250 men who had not. They found that men who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to get cancer. Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because of the higher risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could in turn raise the risk of cancer. "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of ejaculations," Graham Giles of the Cancer Council Victoria, who led the researchers, said in the article.

The prostate produces a fluid that is incorporated into ejaculation, which activates sperm and prevents them from sticking together. Studies on animals have shown that carcinogens like 3-methylchloranthrene can be harbored in the prostate. Frequent ejaculation encourages the cancer-inducing fluids to "flush out." (The Advocate)

Like my good friend would say: Polish Away! Spank the monkey like he deserves it.

Gosh! Am so going nuts!