Monday, February 26, 2007

unNaked Wiring

Everyone gives up at one point or the other in their life, but there's one giving up everyone share and must do... The Ghost.
-unNaked Soul

There's a lot a glass of vitamin extract or a bottle of ragolis water can do to your way of thinking oh. Well, yesterday after having these, the voices(?) in my head started the following conversation:

Voice 1: unNaked Soul, you are basically wired(?) to be a catalyst.

Voice 2: Me ke? A Catalyst?

Voice 1: Yes. But before you go into a Gbingbingbin fit (can you remember gbigbingbin from those yoruba movies way back? that mfk cracks me up. LOL... Sorry to digress), let me explain to you. You unNaked, is wired(?) to enhance/accelerate the situations you find yourself. Situations which include people, place, or thing, basically the noun of your immediate environment. Everyone you come in contact with, you sort of flow with them, of which you actually don't get caught up in the process, but simply flow."

(hmmm... Glo with the Flow... Hey those MFK at Globacom should come and pay me for this phrase oh! - sorry to digress... again)

voice 2: Are you for real?

Voice 1: kponzu! I'm giving you WAEC expo and you are gorking, asking me JAMB question... be asking question like EFCC now... *hiss*

I think Voice 2 pissed Voice 1 off, and the conversation sha ended. But it got me thinking sha. Can you see what I'm seeing? To a certain degree, I agree to ignore the mockery or utter ignorance of Voice 2 and accept the wisdom of Voice 1. In my experience in life, I have noticed that I don't get involved with certain processes, but I know I play the part that I am suppose to. I wanted to ask Voice 1 some questions, but I think the yeye fowl is on vacation in Canada... Hey's who's got a light? I wan see wetin this teesha write for blackboard.

The only time you settle down is when you're dead, and until then you'll keep jumping around like a flea on weed.
-unNaked Soul


Sunday, February 25, 2007

Which baby are you?

Had this for a while and I wish to share with you.. Yours truely is August *wink*

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

Attractive personality. Sexy, Affectionate, Shy and Reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited.

You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.


Friday, February 23, 2007

Living 360

Over the last few years, I have been placed in situations that I regard as too tight for me. I remember someone telling me that "You have to be serious with life, you have to be this and that..." A rich dude with everything going for him, a dream house in Lekki, a multimillion dollar(?)/naira(?) firm, flashy ride, nice life, a fmily... the Nigerian dream. But am just too involved with myself to start worrying about the Nigerian dream. I just want to LIVE.

As scary as it may seem, I have a strong feeling that is like my last time on planet earth. I don't want to come back, so I don't look forward to having children (yea, shoot me, and am serious), am not keen on it. Male children are like your comeback ticket, and Female children are like Doorway (I'll expand on this in another post). So since this is my last incarnation(?), I just want to live. If I have to work, I want to get paid having fun; Traveling the world, meeting people, watching movies, tasting food, learning & understand different cultures, have a partner who loves sex as much as I do, and sees life from a God's Perspective (GP).

I'm tired of materialism, YES I want money, clothes, shelter, etc, but I don't want them to tie me down. I want these things to worship me and not the reverse. I don't want to pile up millions somewhere, but I want to have something (fun too) that can generate the millions, and share them with those I love and care for. I want to visit every major city in world in my 'sane city' list.

Am loosing my mind now. Society pressure. Friend cirlce. Internal processes. These 'things' are making loose my mind everytime am alone. Then last night, I said to myself, "UnNaked Soul, you have until you reach 34 (if you live to see it) to make me LIVE. I want to explore every corner of the earth. Everything you need is within your reach, GRAB IT!" Then I woke up. So now, am living my last time on earth. No attachment to anything but the need to be fufilled...


Wednesday, February 21, 2007

$100 Question

The first person to get this answer correctly will get a gift voucher, cash, dinner or the equivalent of $100 by 1st March 2007 (and am sex serious - I don't joke with my love making, ask her and she'll tell you *wink*). So back to the deal and think carefully:

You are determined to become a pilot. Now, you went for an interview that will grant you into Pilot school, and you were asked this:

“5yrs from now, you would be on a ship that is heading the wrong course, and as Captain of the ship, you have the right coordinates, and you know that turning left would place the ship on the right course, where would you tell the navigator to steer?”


Monday, February 19, 2007

How to make Love

Good day ladies and gentle of our esteemed domicile aka blogville. Take a look outside your window (not the Microsoft one oh) and tell me, isn't it just a perfect day to make love? uhm? Just the right kind that won't hurt your stomach but will get you smiling like a thousand sunset. Well, as much as some of us won't agree, I'll like to teach you noble ones how to make unNaked Love *wink*

Are we ready? Before we proceed, we need to get certain things ready. Here are the list:

2 ounce of desire
4 arms of embrace
2 mouth full of kisses
1 greased funnel
1 pestle
2 eggs
2 cups of milk
1000 unspoken lyrics
2 orgasmic nuts
A dozen roses and a partridge in a pear tree

Now follow my instructions carefully, paragraph by paragraph.

Mix in a bowl of confession the two ounce of desire, and stir gently. Stir until evenly mixed. Align two arm of embrace with the other two arm of embrace and lock gentle until perfectly locked. Tighten up if necessary depending on the outcome of stirred desire.

Mix 2 mouth full of kisses together with the already stirred desire and mix firmly with four arm of embrace for effective result. Add the two cup of milk by squeezing gently. Continue adding until desired result is reached (Use a mouth full kiss for effective result). Make sure the two egg is not broken in the process because this will ruin the whole process.

Repeat paragraph two until volcanic gyrism (desire becomes unbearably hot). For a better outcome (my opinion) before mixing in the greased funnel using the pestle, you can use 1 mouth full kiss to grease the pestle or make more greased the greased funnel with 1 mouth full kiss before proceeding to the next paragraph. Use a 1000 unspoken lyrics within the process explained in paragraph one through to this one until completely exhausted.

Use pestle to stir the mix gently inside the greased funnel (Pound when/If necessary). Do this until you can't no more.

Put resulting mix in an oven and set at 69 degrees (don't ask why). Set at desired time, and wait until you hear a beep. Take out and break both eggs, and add the 2 orgasmic nuts as garnishing.

Congratulations! You have made the Perfect Love Cake (PLC). Smile and clap for yourself.

Now, who wants to make the next round of love with me?


Too Little. Too Much

I just (11:49pm, 19th Feb. 2007) got back from 2 bottles of Hennessey VS & VSOP and a call from "the one" and as a matter of fact ("the one" just called in again). So Now this is 7:15am (20th Feb. 2007)...

Well before 11:49pm (19th Feb. 2007) a friend of mine BA used my phone to make a call to someone, and she asked the someone to call her back. Then after they yarned for a while, she switched off my phone. And I asked "why did you switch off my phone?" and she replied by saying "I don't want the caller to call back..." I asked "why?" and she said "oh, am tired of receiving calls hence the reason why all my phones are off"

Then I asked "Is it a case of too little attention is getting too much, or too much being too overwhelming?" her response was something that got me laughing anyways.

I always wondered, right, why is it that when women get too much attention they say it is too much, and when they get too little, they want to pull your soul out of its chamber? How can the line of attention be clearly defined without actually crossing it. I, completely unNaked Soul, LOOOOOOOOVES attention, especially when it is coming from the right channel.

I am saying this from experience (self and otherwise) and I really want to know "When is little too little and much too much?"


Thursday, February 15, 2007

The Gba'in of unNaked Soul

I don't know if anyone has encountered this kind of situation before. As annoying as it seem, I try to understand the motive behind or the ka-ta-gi-rin (driving force) behind it. Now before you ask "what is he talking about?", here it is:

About 14months ago, I was doing my usual strolling around my estate (you know those times boredom creeps on you like a blow job at 2:51am, but not as sensual), minding my business, wondering why I wasn't made as a celestial being like the stars or moon instead of a freaking human needing to worry about even the slightest wink from a sexy sister. Anyways, this guy (about 14-17yrs... men, age is an asshole... forgive my ijesha) walked up to me and...

guy: Good evening bros

unNaked: Hey, how are you?

guy: Am, fine bros

unNaked: o-k-a-y. (wondering if I knew him somewhere, but the ice cream I was eating no gree me think properly)

guy: sorry oh bros, I need your help.

unNaked: *thinking* Oh no. help ke. ok, lets hearrit.

guy: Please, I just got admission into school, and I was asked to pay N5,000. My uncle told me to come and see him, but I didn't meet him at home, and registration is closing tomorrow. If there's anything you can help me with, I'll be grateful. I have only N1,000 and am looking for N4,000. I just came back from school and I have nothing left.

unNaked: uhm. what school is that? (Mr. worry worry, mind your business next time)

guy: OSU (Ogun State University)

unNaked: (after a short pause) Well, sorry oh, I can't really be of much help oh as much as I wish to help. But here (going through the change I have left after buying ice cream) is N650 I think, see what your uncle can raise you with ok.

guy: thank you bros, thank you.

unNaked: no wahala.

That was episode one of The gba'in of unNaked Soul... Can you believe that about 17days ago on my way back from work, the imp walked up to me again, obviously forgotten he has met me before (thank God I can remember everyone I have Funked or Fucked in my life regardless of when or where) and...

guy: good evening bros.

unNaked: (was on the phone about to end a conversation)

guy: (waited until i was through) good evening bros.

unNaked: hey, how now.

guy: fine. please bros, I came to see my friend (not uncle?) and he I didn't meet him at home. I want to pay for my examination fee of N5,000 (again!) and I have only N1,000 (again!!). I have being waiting from my friend since morning and I dey wonder if you can help me with money for my examination, I need only N4,000 (again!!!)...

unNaked: (In my head I was like Olosi Muthafuka) really? And do you know me?

guy: no bros, but...

unNaked: so why are you talking to me?

guy: I just saw you and I believe you can help me...

unNaked: do I look like GOD to you... nonsense!

That was episode one of The gba'in of unNaked Soul gone wrong. Just this morning, I saw the same imp chatting a woman on my street, And in my head I was like, sneaky bastard! but unlucky for the bugger, the woman jabo'd him sha. I wanted to tell him that if I see him around here again that I'll get him arrested, but a voice asked... why?

This is just one of my many experiences with story tellers...


Thursday, February 08, 2007


I found this piece during digging at the internet mine some few months back, so I decided to share it with you... It's hilarious and might get you saying "oh my goodness!"

I checked yours baby, and it was uhm uhm uhm *wink* lol

According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity. What do you think? Ladies your answers to what he’s really like has been solved! Fellas she been to quiet and want know more your answers will be solved. And just for starters start with yourself and tell me what you think on wall if its right about you or not and you see how useful this is!


You are romantic when you want to be, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and more adventurous than you appear however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.


You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection your lover. You want to be pamper and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if need to be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.


You are very social individual, and it is important to you have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to you sex partner before, during and after, You want your object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you . When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.


Once you get in your head that you want someone you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up you quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal intense in your involvement, sometimes possessiveness and jealous. Sex to you is pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by eccentric and unusual, having a free and open spirit.


Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. a person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion for a bedmate . You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while it seems to stir things up. You flirt alot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you, but once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good lover to fall asleep with you, you will fall asleep with a good book. (Sometimes, in fact you prefer a good book.)


You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime. You can be very generous lover.


You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active sexually that is, when you find the time. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble getting close sexually.


You seek an mate who can enhance your reputation and earning ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, through, you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits and equally cautious in your sexual involvement.


You have a great need to be loved, and appreciated.... Even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. you are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.


You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.


You are totally fucking marvelous!


You are very romantic, idealistic and somehow you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unseal troubles. You see yourself as your lover's savior. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. you can't help falling in love. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell other of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies.


You are emotional and intense. when involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. you believe in total sexual freedom. you are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.


You are crap in bed.


You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into making money and seeking power. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passionate turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.


You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count, therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy; a good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification


You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover tend to be attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.


You are an no-nonsense action oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not bed, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be very demanding playmate.


You are secretive, self-contained and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on this. Only in the intimate privacy will this part of this nature real itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don’t fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along.


You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who take leads. Music, soft lights and romantic through turn you on. You fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and out of love easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely intense. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, oftentimes all in your own head.


You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. when not in love, you are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement and freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing your mate looking good. Your sex life is strong and you desire instant gratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above your own.


Your individualistic and need freedom, space, and excitement. You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Swing someone means psyching him/her tic. You feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him/her tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there is an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on, even though you yourself may not be a participant


You are very proud, determined and you refuse to take no for an answer when perusing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic, idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your love. You enjoy playing love games.


You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You talk while make love. You can have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, all in your head.


You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it you way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control you sexual environment.


You are very determine individual. You are unique when it comes to you to can play any role take lead and pursue happiness anywhere



I'm so disciplined that I told myself that I was going to post this and I'm doing it.

I'm so discipled when it comes to issue of browsing the in the internet for what is hot and trendy (that's why I installed Mozilla Firefox so i can have a zillion windows open without getting my task bar cluttered) I can browse till I drop!

I'm so discipled when it comes to the issue of sex because that woman must get there else I won't stop digging or yumming away.

I'm so disciplined when I say no, it will take the will of only the one who loves me AND understand me to get me to say yes

I'm so disciplined that when I sleep and say 'fuck work today' I really sleep and fuck work that day.

I'm so disciplined that when I see ice cream I eat

I'm so disciplined that when I see chocolate I eat

I'm so disciplined that when I see doughnut I eat

I'm so disciplined that when am watching a movie, you dare not touch that remote

I'm so disciplined that after three bottles of guiness stout it will take anyone another 48hours to convince me to drink another bottle

I'm so disciplined I love food but eat mostly pastry

I'm so disciplined that if I see red wine, I must drink

I'm so disciplined that if I see Jehovah's witnesses, I must play mind games with them

I'm so disciplined that I'm loyal to a frigging fault

I'm so disciplined that... I can't find my phone.. oh, I found it now... LOL

How disciplined are you?


Gone in 60 seconds

Sitting home on a hot somehow(?) night, laying back reminiscing about old times (sorry Dolly,I do not intend to dull you lines)... I imagined if I had 60 seconds to live, what would I do? Well here are some of the things that came through:

If I have 60 seconds to live:

I'll write a few words describing the anticipation of my last moment on earth
I'll tell my Mama how much I appreciate her and all I wanted her to do was to see things from my own perspective
I'll tell my Pops how much I wanted us to be like Papa & Son, but I didn't get the chance to feel it
I'll tell my siblings how I planned on giving them a larger-than-life family bond
I'll tell her how much I wasn't ready even though I wished for her
I'll tell her how great she'll become just if she's of me
I'll tell O how much she has made so much impact in my life in less than no time and how much I've imagined us together forever
I'll let O know how she's letting me loose my inner inhibitions
I'll tell L how I had a crush that would have developed into something positive if she had given in
I'll my friends how much I appreciate their kindness even though I can be a bitch 'cause am 90% always right
I'll tell every woman I have ever come across how much I appreciate their value even if it was just a moment
I'll everyone that I have ever met that their role in my life was intended but I wish I could strangle a few
I'll tell E I once had a crush on her because I saw a pure soul in her
I'll tell E her cousin makes me laugh because she's to funny with her ways (LOL)
I'll tell Om am sorry I didn't express myself well enough after all the great things she has done as a friend and how much she still means to me, and wish a great married life
I'll tell Mrs I. how much I appreciate her love and that I'll forever remember her even though I seem like a weird MFK.
I'll tell Mrs. N how much her love meant to me and how much I appreciate her kindness
I'll tell every blogger esp. ONB, BN, V, BA, TM, ND, and MZ how much they inspire me or make me laugh amidst a frustrating internet connection and a fire-breathing-dragon boss
I'll ask the Creator to open the gate of another existence better than existence here on earth for me
I'll tell them to open the gate for another gypsie Soul
If I'm denied I shall tell the creator to cease me to exist because it will make no sense to me
I'll tell everyone around the formula for great sex! and the secret of life
I'll smile at the last second and give the world my middle finger...... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! *wink*

Am done!

What would you do if you've got 60seconds to go?


Wednesday, February 07, 2007


Happy Buffday overwhelmed!!! Welcome to "adulthood" out for the signs..It is boring in here, its like loosing touch of that connection with the universe and you have to spend the rest of your live trying to reconnect... Adulthood is a bitch, it fucks you, cook for you, and burst you nuts all at once...

Happy twenry fest buff dai... may your days be filled with fest and feast, and more cum to your clit... *wink*

With love from the unNaked Soul


Monday, February 05, 2007

About the Meme

I have received many many gist about the meme that I posted and my analysis on the response. It is amazing the things you can see by just looking, or things you can know by just listening. Signals are flying left right and center, but the mind only sees what it wishes to see... Pay attention to every tiny bit of information that people around you give, then you might perhaps understand them better as much as they understand you.

There'll be less conflicts and more harmony... We loose touch of our essence when we indulge strictly to our survival instincts (what to eat, what to drink, what to wear, where to sleep, etc).
This is the age of awakening... Listen to the gentle whispers of life, the truth thereof... For me, am still trying to figure "this" out... *wink*