Monday, April 21, 2008

For lack of time to go nuts

Wanked From Yahoo! (*oops! I meant Yanked)


Frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer, Australian researchers have found. It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported on Wednesday. The researchers surveyed more than 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer, and 1,250 men who had not. They found that men who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to get cancer. Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because of the higher risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could in turn raise the risk of cancer. "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of ejaculations," Graham Giles of the Cancer Council Victoria, who led the researchers, said in the article.

The prostate produces a fluid that is incorporated into ejaculation, which activates sperm and prevents them from sticking together. Studies on animals have shown that carcinogens like 3-methylchloranthrene can be harbored in the prostate. Frequent ejaculation encourages the cancer-inducing fluids to "flush out." (The Advocate)


Like my good friend would say: Polish Away! Spank the monkey like he deserves it.

Gosh! Am so going nuts!

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20 Comments:

Blogger onydchic said...

ah lovely... just what all you guys who commune too much with your packages need...

SCIENTIFIC PROOF *eye roll*.

The world is doomed.

April 22, 2008 2:01 AM  
Blogger Charizard said...

ah...yes...another reason for the ladies to say "...its you andyour hand tonight" without remorse...

April 22, 2008 4:07 AM  
Blogger naijalines said...

Hehehe, words fail me. Still I say what anyone does to relieve pressure in their bodies is their own business. No guilt, no stress. No stress, no cancer.

April 22, 2008 1:44 PM  
Blogger Mojisola said...

Yes you are.

April 22, 2008 8:57 PM  
Blogger Today's ranting said...

Hmmmmm sounds interesting.

April 23, 2008 3:51 AM  
Blogger ibiluv said...

now when i say........help yourself i can explain its good for him............*wink*

April 24, 2008 1:27 AM  
Blogger Honeywell said...

ok, this is a joke right? oh lawd, thats just what we need, a reason for guys to fondle their packages....

April 24, 2008 1:09 PM  
Blogger ablackjamesbond said...

a little self help never hurts.

just tagged u!

April 25, 2008 8:07 AM  
Blogger Jeff Corbin said...

Just great...now every guy is gonna wanna masturbate...right?! I mean thats why your telling them all this...BETTER BE! Cus i ain't finding it funny!
:)

April 25, 2008 9:33 AM  
Blogger eFJay said...

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April 25, 2008 11:26 AM  
Blogger eFJay said...

The world is certainly doomed! I agree with 'onydchic'! Did i see five times a week? R u kidding me? that's everyday!!! All in the name of preventing prostrate cancer?

'ef babe'

April 25, 2008 11:33 AM  
Blogger eFJay said...

I've just realised that you are a really good writer, looking past the sex puns and innuendos, you have talent.

'ef babe'

April 25, 2008 11:36 AM  
Blogger Ms. Catwalq said...

tsk tsk tsk

I am sure there is some therapy of sorts with ails you....

April 25, 2008 6:24 PM  
Blogger Queen of My Castle said...

LMAO!!! What are we to do wiv you, Sir UnNaked? LOL.

April 27, 2008 12:33 AM  
Blogger plastiQ said...

@Onydchic, Honeywell, Efjay: you call our 'HMMNN' packages?.
I'm suing you guys for defamation of...ehm...?

@ UnNaked: I'm absolutely speechless.

April 27, 2008 10:50 AM  
Blogger Atutupoyoyo said...

You have proved to me what I had always known....you are a fucking wanker.

April 28, 2008 5:42 AM  
Blogger princesa said...

So you spank your monkey...we know that already dude!
Dont come and be corrupting us na,lol!
How u dey? E don tey o!

April 28, 2008 10:19 AM  
Blogger guerreiranigeriana said...

what did it say for women?...

April 28, 2008 7:55 PM  
Blogger Free-flowing Florida said...

5 times each week, they said!!! 5 times a week! & ejaculation associated with sexual intercourse not producing f same effect!!! lies 4rm d pit of hell!!!!! so, if u get wife, na so u go dey run enter toilet every now & den, so dat u can avoid cancer

April 29, 2008 7:23 AM  
Blogger Naapali said...

Perhaps I should introduce this into my preventative medicine counseling for patients. I will refer them to your site as the authoritative reference for this.

April 30, 2008 9:24 AM  

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