Wednesday, March 12, 2008

R for Orgasm

There is a thing in everything. - Spoken Thought

09-03-2008
I woke up this morning with a stretch and it was harder than normal. I looked down there just to figure out why. No clue so I lazily grabbed the control with my hand. Click came on style network, the last channel that was on the night before.

All of a sudden, that feeling started gathering. I knew that was the reason. It couldn't have been another. It has always been a tradition for me. I like the pour. The rush of emotion it brings. I love the soothing after effect. The loud moans can be heard across an entire geographical region. The sparks of excitment as excited electrons clashes, caressing the very softness of the blues causing it to turn dark. Oh I love it when its wet. Don't you? Ok, maybe not so wet. Just ok wet. Just enough to get things all greased up. It gets the fire in my system burning. I am at my peak during this period. It brings me new inspirations and success.

Afterwards, I took a whiff of it. I love the smell, that particular smell. I love the taste of it, that particular tastless taste. *sigh*

This morning. it rained.


P.S. I wonder which of the six hundred and sixty-six demons dey worry that person wey dey call me names. Becareful oh, I carry holy water oh!

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38 Comments:

Blogger Today's ranting said...

wow! I love this post. Didn't get what you wre saying at first. So what is the connection between rain and orgasm? You cracked me up with this.

March 12, 2008 4:07 AM  
Blogger Today's ranting said...

Na me be first sha!

March 12, 2008 4:08 AM  
Blogger Rayo said...

lol Good one.

March 12, 2008 6:21 AM  
Blogger onydchic said...

I console myself with the fact that I'm not the one with the dirty mind....

Nice one. I like the rain too... A LOT. If that helps anything

March 12, 2008 8:00 AM  
Blogger Afrobabe said...

I like the rain but something tells me you are not talking about the same kind of rain but then that would be totally gross cos u said you like the taste but then again....

March 12, 2008 8:03 AM  
Blogger Queen of My Castle said...

LMAO! I feel like such a dirty naughty girl now! LOL. Yeah, rain is good, especially when it doesn't get too wet and starts to flood.

March 12, 2008 8:08 AM  
Blogger Desy said...

damn- how you make rain sexy...lol

March 12, 2008 8:30 AM  
Blogger bumight said...

this is sooo u. of course we aint talking the same rain, schew!

March 12, 2008 9:13 AM  
Blogger Zena said...

I have a dirty mind, lol loved the post. nice blog

March 12, 2008 10:09 AM  
Blogger Fo said...

hmmmmm

March 12, 2008 11:05 AM  
Blogger guerreiranigeriana said...

*small smile spreads across her face*...yes o!!...how i love the rain...reminds me of the movie love jones...its raining outside and larenz's character asks nia's character, 'i know you're not afraid of getting wet'...or something along those lines...its been a minute since i saw the film (someone stole mine)...had i been her, well, it doesn't matter what i would have said;)...

March 12, 2008 7:00 PM  
Blogger desperate lady said...

As usual i never understand ur post.
lol @ d persn talkin about u, lol if ur complainin then i wonder wut i should do.
My dear leave em o, they'll stop when their tired.........Muah!

March 12, 2008 7:24 PM  
Blogger Naija Chickito said...

hmmm...Dirty, dirty mind.

March 13, 2008 1:45 AM  
Blogger Ms. emmotions said...

i can't help wondering if u were describing something more erotic than rain......lamo

nice one dude

March 13, 2008 1:58 AM  
Blogger ibiluv said...

i get the feeling u r using reverse psychology here-which rain?

love the rain
drizzle,shower,pouring
dont matter
i like to get wet
*wink*

March 13, 2008 2:06 AM  
Blogger Olamild said...

You this guy ehn

I reserve my comments o

March 13, 2008 2:32 PM  
Blogger Ms. Catwalq said...

lol....good one. I was about to say "your arse is not coming any where near my house..."

Men, I miss u o...how bodi?

March 13, 2008 3:21 PM  
Blogger Miss Kiki said...

...Nice one. All of sudden I like the rain too (yeah, whichever rain you're talking about) lol

March 13, 2008 8:56 PM  
Blogger Afrobabe said...

lmao @ Miss Kiki ....whichever rain huh....hope u can handle his rain...though from experience guys who talk a lot about their rain usually have a drizzle!!!

March 14, 2008 9:06 AM  
Blogger uNWrItten* said...

lol...i thought u were jacking off or something..i 4 say...

u funny..lol

March 14, 2008 10:23 AM  
Blogger Sparkle said...

LOL! U got me soooooooo bad!!! LOL RAIN! U're good!!! I have such a dirty mind...I like dis post

March 14, 2008 12:45 PM  
Blogger Kafo said...

wow

i am still laughing

March 14, 2008 4:28 PM  
Blogger ablackjamesbond said...

Crazy dude u r.

March 15, 2008 5:29 AM  
Blogger theicequeen said...

lol..i have such a durrrrty mind then...and i love the rain tooooo!!!!

March 15, 2008 12:34 PM  
Blogger eFJay said...

Nice!
But na wa for ur own kind of description o, u will now say somebody has a dirty mind... LOL
U r something else sha!

'ef babe'

March 16, 2008 7:43 PM  
Blogger Vera Ezimora said...

I'm not gonna tell you at which point I knew you could not have been talking about what you made it seem like you were talking about. If I say it, people will call me naughty.

My love, how now? I don miss u ooo. I see you're just as crazy as you were. I was hoping 2008 will change you but no such luck

March 17, 2008 12:50 AM  
Blogger Sasuke said...

dude how weekend now, hope you had a blast? i suppose don comment since but my laptop just dey messkafo.

men love your write up jare to come to think say my mind done waka far.nice one

have a lovely weekend man

March 17, 2008 2:02 AM  
Blogger Mrs Somebody said...

Something tells me you've been riding the M class.lol.

March 17, 2008 3:51 AM  
Blogger fantasy queen said...

hey, dont cover up okay...theres nothing to be embarrased about.
but if you insist, i'll think the kind of rain you want us to think...lol

March 18, 2008 4:20 PM  
Blogger gishungwa said...

@guerreiranigeriana i love love jones.

I love this post though i was in the gutter already.

March 19, 2008 1:57 AM  
Blogger teediva said...

all a bit confusing, though i think that was ur intention, u always-naked unnaked!

March 19, 2008 1:58 AM  
Blogger Arewa said...

I beg please dont corrupt me oohhhh. U this boy.... ok i wont call u names.....lol

March 19, 2008 4:09 AM  
Blogger Jaybabe said...

unNaked? You are wicked!

March 19, 2008 5:17 AM  
Blogger plastiQ said...

@UnNaked: its bloggers like u dat make me actually 'think' i can pile up my salary for like 6 months, compile a full list of naija bloggers, pull out their best posts and publish a book title " Naija Bloggers Deluxe". I'm seriously thinking about it.

Ur post reminds one of:
"See, I can't stand the rain on my window
It's bringing back sweet memories
Well, the rain on my window
'Cause my baby ain't here with me
Hey, hey, window pane, do you remember
Well, just how sweet our love used to be..."

March 20, 2008 12:57 AM  
Blogger Onome said...

holy £$%^&^& wer d h$$£ have i been???? nice post dude...i like rain too(lol)

March 20, 2008 2:35 AM  
Blogger Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao.. wahala dey

March 20, 2008 7:38 AM  
Blogger Aphrodite said...

You crook! You got me BAD!!!
I actually thot you were talking of ...something else,lol!

March 20, 2008 10:12 AM  
Blogger Mr C said...

Based on the way u write, I actually thought u were describing a wank with the statement "grabbed the control with my hand"

March 27, 2008 3:03 PM  

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