Monday, January 14, 2008


I was having this discussion at an online forum some time ago about it, and people had their own opinion. Most (if not all) came from the R perspective, but I came from the H perspective, and dropped my opinion as to what drives me.

A lot of people find the M Class a very disgusting ride. Some call it disgusting out of embrassment, some out of frustration, and some religious reasons. I simply find it liberating. I may or may not understand their point of view, but it does not justify why it should not be done.

There are times when u badly want to percipitate, and you grab your keys and turn on the ignition. I'm of the opinion that you shouldn't use any PCT to change your oil or any CCK to gauge your oil level. Though temptation comes, A good hand in time saves 9. I know this from experience and I share with you the truth.

Not riding at all can get the entire engine all rusty and may lead to a sad driving experience when you eventually decide to go long distance. But people are individuals, needs may differ from person to person, but doesn't mean the need doesn't exist.

What am I talking about? MASTURBATION!

It is healthy, and like NIKE: Just Do It if it helps. Cos remember, A hand in time saves 9.

Yea, I know, I've got balls to do a post on M. 2 to be exact.

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Blogger desperate lady said...


January 14, 2008 4:43 AM  
Blogger desperate lady said...

UnNaked? r u ok? lol
So u woke up this morning and the 1st thing that came to ur mind is masturbation huh? U need help big time.(eventhough i did this morning *wink*)

January 14, 2008 4:47 AM  
Blogger bumight said...

move over DL, lol! I'm second!
I just knew this had nothing to do with cars. Lovely metaphor though.
can u pls define CCK and PCT? I know...I'm slow like that :-)

January 14, 2008 5:54 AM  
Blogger Jaybabe said...


January 14, 2008 7:18 AM  
Blogger Onome said...


January 14, 2008 7:41 AM  
Blogger Mojisola said...

My, you do have a way with words. Remind me never to shake your hand.

Just out of curiosity, do you do it with a teddy, doll, pillow, or just your dreams?

January 14, 2008 8:32 AM  
Blogger Sherri said...

u this naughty boy!

January 14, 2008 10:12 AM  
Blogger !*!*!*!*!Fresh and Fab!*!*!*!*! said...

wow men,"no comment"

January 14, 2008 11:43 AM  
Blogger Queen of My Castle said...

You are one of Blogville's naughtiest, yet you look so innocent. LOL

January 14, 2008 12:34 PM  
Blogger Kafo said...

i didn't get it

i had to read it twice

i was like cars

and then i was look ooooooooooooo
and but they are still some stuff that i didn't get

so yeah

January 14, 2008 7:00 PM  
Blogger guerreiranigeriana said...

'a hand in' favorite part...;)

January 14, 2008 9:06 PM  
Blogger Naija Chickito said...

No spoil me o! I no sabi those kin tins!

January 15, 2008 5:25 AM  
Blogger Jaja said...

Did anyone say there was anything wrong with the something??

January 15, 2008 7:07 AM  
Blogger Xhale said...

I really thought you were talking about cars....Jesus!

January 15, 2008 9:22 AM  
Blogger Simi Speaks said...

U got me on that one.. Cldnt figure out what in the world you were talking about until I read the last sentence.... lol.. funny!

January 15, 2008 10:36 AM  
Blogger Rayo said...

Haha first I thought I knew what you were talking about, then i was like "wait, he's talking about Mercedes'?" and then I was sure of what you were talking about.

January 15, 2008 8:08 PM  
Blogger CATWALQ a.k.a LAGBA-JESS said...

U are an idiot. Walahi

January 15, 2008 10:13 PM  
Blogger Toochi said...

wow! i wonder how it feels to be 18th. M ROCKS!!!...forget that side:)

January 16, 2008 4:39 AM  
Blogger Ms. emmotions said...

hmmmmmmm, no comments at all

January 16, 2008 5:16 AM  
Blogger princesa said...

"Not riding at all can get the entire engine all rusty and may lead to a sad driving experience when you eventually decide to go long distance"

I dont agree with that!

January 16, 2008 5:32 AM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@DL: LMAO!!! the thought just crept on me


@jaybabe: heheheheh

@onome: yes!!!!!

@mojisola: my hand is clean, trust me... and I do it with my mind *winK*

@sherri: lol :-D

@FAF: hmm

@QOMC: lol... I'm innocent... *wink*

@kafo: so yeah... cool? :-)

@guerreiranigeriana: *wink* you dig

@chickito: na true... lol

@simi: *wink*

@jaja: some people did oh.. lol

@rayo: are we all guilty... :-D

@catwalq: did I expose your secret?

@toochi: viva la M

@ms. emmotions: hmmmm lol

@princessa: why don't you agree? pls tell me... :-D

January 16, 2008 8:31 AM  
Blogger fantasy queen said...

i'm a prude lil' girl man, u telling me things i shouldnt know about...

January 16, 2008 8:39 AM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@fantasy queen: I hope I didn't mess your fantasy up... cos I'd really hate that :-D

January 17, 2008 12:34 AM  
Blogger Afrobabe said... don kolo finally.....yuck I will never shake you if we meet...yuck yuck...

January 17, 2008 5:52 AM  
Blogger CATWALQ a.k.a LAGBA-JESS said... secret? U wish

January 17, 2008 5:35 PM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@afrobabe: a hug is fine *wink*

@catwalq: :-P

January 18, 2008 4:44 AM  
Blogger ayodeji said...

Ah yes,let me first express the quintessential elation i feel now that am able to blog on this murthafuckers' blog.unNaked soul is very much as sick and twisted as everyone has imagined(trust me i know,i work wit the guy).Dont worry y'all subsequent posts from me will be related to the article.

January 18, 2008 5:46 AM  
Blogger iheuko said...

nice one unnaked, its also feels nice to finally get on ur blog, ur mastery of poetic inuendo never seizes to amaze me. keep the flag flying bro.

January 18, 2008 6:11 AM  
Blogger plastiQ said...

So...u r like a grand member of the historic and timeless "Beat-NUTs". Heard Adam was a founding member too...Nice one, tho' I'm sure everyone that has commented on this post is in denial.

February 21, 2008 11:40 PM  

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