Disciplined

I'm so disciplined that I told myself that I was going to post this and I'm doing it.

I'm so discipled when it comes to issue of browsing the in the internet for what is hot and trendy (that's why I installed Mozilla Firefox so i can have a zillion windows open without getting my task bar cluttered) I can browse till I drop!

I'm so discipled when it comes to the issue of sex because that woman must get there else I won't stop digging or yumming away.

I'm so disciplined when I say no, it will take the will of only the one who loves me AND understand me to get me to say yes

I'm so disciplined that when I sleep and say 'fuck work today' I really sleep and fuck work that day.

I'm so disciplined that when I see ice cream I eat

I'm so disciplined that when I see chocolate I eat

I'm so disciplined that when I see doughnut I eat

I'm so disciplined that when am watching a movie, you dare not touch that remote

I'm so disciplined that after three bottles of guiness stout it will take anyone another 48hours to convince me to drink another bottle

I'm so disciplined I love food but eat mostly pastry

I'm so disciplined that if I see red wine, I must drink

I'm so disciplined that if I see Jehovah's witnesses, I must play mind games with them

I'm so disciplined that I'm loyal to a frigging fault

I'm so disciplined that... I can't find my phone.. oh, I found it now... LOL

How disciplined are you?

Gone in 60 seconds

Sitting home on a hot somehow(?) night, laying back reminiscing about old times (sorry Dolly,I do not intend to dull you lines)... I imagined if I had 60 seconds to live, what would I do? Well here are some of the things that came through:

If I have 60 seconds to live:

I'll write a few words describing the anticipation of my last moment on earth
I'll tell my Mama how much I appreciate her and all I wanted her to do was to see things from my own perspective
I'll tell my Pops how much I wanted us to be like Papa & Son, but I didn't get the chance to feel it
I'll tell my siblings how I planned on giving them a larger-than-life family bond
I'll tell her how much I wasn't ready even though I wished for her
I'll tell her how great she'll become just if she's of me
I'll tell O how much she has made so much impact in my life in less than no time and how much I've imagined us together forever
I'll let O know how she's letting me loose my inner inhibitions
I'll tell L how I had a crush that would have developed into something positive if she had given in
I'll my friends how much I appreciate their kindness even though I can be a bitch 'cause am 90% always right
I'll tell every woman I have ever come across how much I appreciate their value even if it was just a moment
I'll everyone that I have ever met that their role in my life was intended but I wish I could strangle a few
I'll tell E I once had a crush on her because I saw a pure soul in her
I'll tell E her cousin makes me laugh because she's to funny with her ways (LOL)
I'll tell Om am sorry I didn't express myself well enough after all the great things she has done as a friend and how much she still means to me, and wish a great married life
I'll tell Mrs I. how much I appreciate her love and that I'll forever remember her even though I seem like a weird MFK.
I'll tell Mrs. N how much her love meant to me and how much I appreciate her kindness
I'll tell every blogger esp. ONB, BN, V, BA, TM, ND, and MZ how much they inspire me or make me laugh amidst a frustrating internet connection and a fire-breathing-dragon boss
I'll ask the Creator to open the gate of another existence better than existence here on earth for me
I'll tell them to open the gate for another gypsie Soul
If I'm denied I shall tell the creator to cease me to exist because it will make no sense to me
I'll tell everyone around the formula for great sex! and the secret of life
I'll smile at the last second and give the world my middle finger...... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! *wink*

Am done!

What would you do if you've got 60seconds to go?