Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Tagged by Black 007

I was tagged by Black James Bond. so while you are reading this, just play the Theme Sound from James Bond movies.

Here are the rules:

1. Link the person who tagged you…

2. Mention the rules in your blog…

3. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours

4. Tag 6 following bloggers by linking them

5. Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s blogs letting them know they’ve been tagged

1.) I shouldn't be saying this here but, I need help so here it goes. I make people wait for me while I hate waiting for people. I have done it to everyone, BIG & SMALL, regardless of who you are. I'm almost always the last to turn up for a meeting. Just a mental disease like pussaesia.

2.) I love t-shirts. If given the Time & Money, I would go shopping just to buy 1250 T-shirts and just 10 denim trousers, and 1250 converse sneakers (if I can find my size)

3.) I can be annoyingly vague.

4.) I cover my eyes with eyewears more than 70% of dalylight time. It helps me filter temptations of some kind. And it works, trust me.

5.) This is going to be disgusting to only pretenders. I can be quite forgetful, thank God for organizers. This proves it. I was alone in my "work room" one morning after eating meat-pie and a lil' pepper chicken, and I farted. Not organizer worthy so I blanked and continued working like it was nothing. Many seconds later I smelt a really offensive odour, and I started wondering what died. It took me about 10secs to realized that I farted 30seconds ago. See, I just don't remember things. It helps me deal with grief too.

6.) I carve out theories from a rod - you know, the male appendage for amusement, mischief, and procreation. Yes that one. I treat people/issues with any resulting theorem

Observe a few:
- With the right touch you can get anyone excited, hard and ready to game.

- When life is too hard, it hurts and can cause desperation

- It is always nice to spit out the truth as cream as possible, but sometimes you wish you spat out blank lies

- Every hard individual can be bent, maybe not broken, but definately made soft with the right number of strokes or tease.

- Long thing can hurt, short thing can frustrate you

- A nod isn't necessarily a yes

- Every minute inside bliss should be cherished

- Never let anyone kick you around. For the first few while you might feel nothing, but nothing compares to the pain and humiliation that follows.

- Wake up everymorning like you are the strongest most banging individual in the world.

- At all times you are responsible for your own comings, either through self or through others.

- If life is too hard, just wank.

I am tagging DL, TMinx a.k.a TaureanMinx, Carlang, Ms. Queen a.k.a Fantasy Queen, Toochi, Bumight

P.S. My internet connection is unBecuming these days, I can't link the peeps I tagged to their blog because....



Blogger soupasexy said...

lol@ no5, daaaaaaaang, that was ewwwww.
1st time here and i carry 1st too.
wetin be my present?i hope u r naija and understand

April 30, 2008 5:51 PM  
Blogger Tears said...

@ soupasexy,yes he is nijan! LOL! nice post...LOL@ numbr 5) am i tagged too? hmmmmm *sad look

May 01, 2008 4:47 AM  
Blogger eFJay said...

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May 01, 2008 6:04 AM  
Blogger eFJay said...

Absolute Joker!!!
How can you not remember u farted? esp an evil one like that?

'ef babe'

May 01, 2008 6:06 AM  
Blogger naijalines said...

You certainly carve out theories from the rod. You do it well too.

Lol @ 'you are responsible for your own cumings either by yourself or thru others'
True though.

May 01, 2008 8:26 AM  
Blogger desperate lady said...

babes so u really posted this? thot u were pulling ma legs.....kai i'm embarrassed! i dnt love u no more.

Untag me now o cos i wont embarrass maself like dis joo...

p.s-did it eva occur 2 u that some fine ass chicks read ur blog? talkin bout a stinking fart......,ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

May 01, 2008 8:50 PM  
Blogger Sting said...

u forgot u farted? LOL. U r a character.

May 01, 2008 10:00 PM  
Blogger Queen of My Castle said...


What are we to do wiv you, this Mr. UnNaked? You're a hot mess.

May 02, 2008 11:42 AM  
Blogger Aijay said...

LMAO @ "At all times you are responsible for your own comings, either through self or through others."

"It is always nice to spit out the truth as cream as possible, but sometimes you wish you spat out blank lies."
Dude, thats deep!! lol

May 03, 2008 8:55 AM  
Blogger uNWrItten* said...

wow i havent been to ur blog in ages...i miss it sha..
mmm...ur own is too much..that no.5 na american

May 03, 2008 2:18 PM  
Blogger ibiluv said...

with the right touch....true..
hurts???the blue balls theory.........
short thing ...frustrate....i concur...
every moment should be cherished....profound....
nice post.......

May 05, 2008 8:47 AM  
Blogger Olamild said...

How have u been?

May 05, 2008 8:29 PM  
Blogger Free-flowing Florida said...

'If life is too hard, just wank.' are u serious!!!!!!!!!!!

nice lists. u r ok. i've read crazier ones.

May 06, 2008 2:51 AM  
Blogger theicequeen said...

LMAO theories from the rod? looolz! you no get work oh!

May 06, 2008 12:18 PM  
Blogger shalewa said...

how can u forget ur own fart?its part of ur identity.U shud detect ur fart in a roomful of farts,if there's such.1st time here.Deep quotes.Did u copy them or download 4m upstairs?

May 06, 2008 8:37 PM  
Blogger bumight said...

i have done your tag o!

May 07, 2008 8:53 AM  
Blogger ablackjamesbond said...

Unnaked u don craze finish...u no remember say u fart that kain fart...maybe u should add one more quirk to ur list

7. I cannot smell nothing. My sense of smell is zero

May 08, 2008 3:12 AM  
Blogger Baroque said...

...its like coming & not knowing that you have climaxed...the 1st one is so me, i think its because since we don't like waiting we'd rather be the there when everyones ready...wassup man?

May 08, 2008 4:45 PM  
Blogger rethots said...

I can be annoyingly vague......what beats that?

June 04, 2008 2:34 AM  

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