Saturday, May 10, 2008

unScrewing my mind

There are some people you just fuck, and then there is the one you keep fucking. That is the one you should keep.
- My thought on INFIDEL-HITTING

Love making is not the same as fucking. One involves just the mind and the other just the body. One takes a longer time to be established and the other can be established in minutes (I heard some people get it done in a few seconds)
- My thought on THE SOUND OF SEXOPHONE

Like wine, just screw it with the right cork and see how long it would last.
- My thought on CELLAR MARRIAGE

If I am a man, I will screw only women. If I am a woman, I will screw both men and women.
- My thought on BOLTING THEORY

The only thing that exist outside time, space, and eternity is memory.
- My thought on the BIG BANG BANG

If blogville were a real city... I hold my thought.
- My thought on A CITY OF WORDS

What do you think would happen if women reach orgasm as fast as men do?
- My thought on ORGASMIC SPEED

Live like you mean it, because after NOW, its all memory...

P.S. I had a shave. You need to see my balls... Shinning!

Thank you everyone for your comments.

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33 Comments:

Blogger naijalines said...

If women reached orgasm as fast as men do... it'd be utter chaos! Men would be playing 'catch up'!

May 10, 2008 11:46 AM  
Blogger Mineexclusively said...

You and your thinking.

Shining balls indeed. Show me o jare.

May 10, 2008 3:55 PM  
Blogger desperate lady said...

babeeeee? did u just ask er1 2 c ur balls? o no u didnt! it's so over!

May 10, 2008 6:50 PM  
Blogger bumight said...

shinning unNaked Balls?

May 10, 2008 8:19 PM  
Blogger Sting said...

Wow! I no know wetin to talk.

May 10, 2008 9:13 PM  
Blogger fantasy queen said...

more like shining naked balls bumight!

May 11, 2008 2:50 AM  
Blogger Jarrai said...

Shining balls kai!!!! LOL
Women achieving orgasms before men.....now that will be pure bliss but watching ceilings to kill the time comes to mind!

May 11, 2008 3:43 AM  
Blogger Madison O'Riley said...

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May 11, 2008 6:20 AM  
Blogger Lolu Kush (Afronuts) said...

U shaved ur balls eh?

I just got a new butcher's knife and I just saw 'Planet Terror'.

youknowhatamsayin....!

May 12, 2008 9:46 AM  
Blogger Funms said...

wow.... i like ur blog.....

May 12, 2008 2:32 PM  
Blogger MsMii said...

nice balls...oops!! blog i meant
;-)

May 12, 2008 2:46 PM  
Blogger plastiQ said...

Bloody enigma. My girlfriend found your blog via my bookmarks. Now, I know whats to follow...Nice one again.

May 13, 2008 12:27 AM  
Blogger ibiluv said...

infidel-hitting...i concur
sound of sexphone....word
cellar marraige.....mayb
bolting theory...u mean that hypothetically-screw both sexes$%#*&...
big bang bang.......hmmmmm
city of words......trouble with a capital T
orgasmic speed....Baba no dey make mistake...its better this way....
u can always post a pic so we can see......*wink*
lmao with this post.........

May 13, 2008 6:08 AM  
Blogger theicequeen said...

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May 13, 2008 6:34 AM  
Blogger theicequeen said...

lol good one! agree on the sex/fuckin one..two totally diff things, and ppl that dont undrstand this drive me currazeee!

about if you wer a man, youd do only women, if you wer a woman you d do women and men..can somebody FINALLY explain the appeal girl on girl action holds for guys?? :P

..and about your shining balls..just sitting here and waiting till it all starts growing back..hehe youre gonna be dancinnnnnnn

May 13, 2008 6:36 AM  
Blogger Ms. Catwalq said...

u need therapy. now, i am sure.

gettaway from here, u and ur shining balls........

May 13, 2008 7:48 AM  
Blogger Arewa said...

lol... oh my gosh u are something else.....nice one ! x x

May 13, 2008 8:52 AM  
Blogger Jaja said...

Funny and thought provocating...

May 13, 2008 10:36 AM  
Blogger Olamild said...

same ol' Yeye boi

May 14, 2008 6:39 AM  
Blogger Tears said...

funny, inspiring and ....funny! LOL!

May 14, 2008 10:36 AM  
Blogger Atutupoyoyo said...

The mind is now officially unscrewed. My theory is that women can reach orgasm just as quickly as men.....they just refuse to.

May 14, 2008 10:56 AM  
Blogger Charizard said...

this u jus take the prize mayn...

shining balls? guy abeg tell us the secret...

May 14, 2008 4:04 PM  
Blogger Dark Temptress said...

shining balls eh, sexy :)loving you're thoughts on the fucking. must say i agree and am having fun finding the one i want to keep fucking.

May 14, 2008 11:57 PM  
Blogger Ms. Catwalq said...

@atutu: cos u guys have to work your arse for it...Mssstssstshw! U think it is easy?

May 15, 2008 5:30 AM  
Blogger Today's ranting said...

You n ur thnking sha. You just come up wiv quirky stuff.

May 15, 2008 5:49 AM  
Blogger naijalines said...

Unfortunately, some do not 'keep' the one they can't stop fucking. that's why so many marriages fail.

@ Ms Catwalq, this is his therapy :)

May 15, 2008 6:13 AM  
Blogger ablackjamesbond said...

@ Ms Catwalq...we work our arse for it?

May 16, 2008 1:39 AM  
Blogger Ms. emmotions said...

hehehe
if blogvile was a city......
u are very wise the...lol

May 16, 2008 9:09 AM  
Blogger badderchic said...

If I talk no, bloggers will call me pervert but really, I dont believe your balls are really shiny, I mean I need to see it first so when are you goin to prove it?

May 16, 2008 11:14 AM  
Blogger Free-flowing Florida said...

indeed, u & ur thinking! every unusual! but i loooovvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee d first quote. yeah yeah. d one u want 2 keep fucking, marry him!

May 19, 2008 8:27 AM  
Blogger Queen of My Castle said...

LMAO @ your shining balls. You're too much.

Seems Atutu is getting himself into trouble with Ms. Kitty Cat, but I agree...we can't and we won't...

I love the way your mind works. LOL

May 19, 2008 2:21 PM  
Blogger Baroque said...

i dont like the way you remind me of me...& you shaved your balls too...i once was with this girl that cold reach orgasm almost as quick, she was the bomb...& there's no way i'm keeping the one i keep fucking, not her, nayhee...if it wasn't you i would have said, lovely piece of writing, but you know already

May 23, 2008 5:29 PM  
Blogger gishungwa said...

One involves just the mind and the other just the body.Love Vs lovemaking.
ditto!

July 01, 2008 6:55 AM  

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