Phonetics

My phone fell into the toilet (don't ask). My phone is gone. Am so attached to my phone, yet I treat it like a leper. I keep forgetting it everywhere I go. I hardly charge it (only when the battery indicator starts beeping), I drop it at the slightest wave of my hand... Now its gone, and am missing it... My fone is one of those girly Nokia Phones (to me, everything else is a babe).

Oh Phone! My darling Phone
When shall I see you my own?
Now that you are gone
It seem like am done...
bbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaahhhhhhhh