Tuesday, April 03, 2007

unNaked Things

I've been away for a while (off my blog that is), but I take my daily dose of blogzac to keep me from loosing 21grammes. What?! Oh let me explain this. Depression can lead to death. And death can lead you to loosing 21grammes. Well, after seeing the movie 21grams, I realized, after loads of research, that what the writer said is true: We loose 21gram when we die... Is that the weight of the Soul? Not so heavy afterall... *sigh*

I took stock of the bad things that I do, I realized that I don't have any "real" secret(s). And I dread a man/woman with no "real" secret. So therefore, I dread myself. I hate Fear. So I've decided to do some things and have a few "real" secret to myself, so that I can be normal like everybody. So when anyone ask me, Do you have a secret? I can say, "who doesn't?". Isn't that response so hot?! So therefore, I shall clothe myself with some "real" secrets and become more unNaked. And I think am going to love this new found secret-keeping thingy. Am so excited!

Maybe I should join the Secret Service... Not so hot a secret to keep... Oh I can be making out with some hot Secret Service babe... *sigh* just thinking loud...

I think I have one or two, but I can't remember them. I have to think about it. So peeps, how many secret(s) do you have?

P.S. Tinkerbell wants some love. I have a backyard growing with those things, don't know what to do with them. But she specifically exempted me, the Love Gardener... sad innit? So, who need/want some. Will send you a bouquet... in multiple colours...

Update
Just to cater to my Ego, I took the test (saw it at Idemili's blog). This is the result *sigh* (the successful part is not true... yet)


The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm)

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

Your exact opposite:
The Mixed Messenger

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer
It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss

CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Nurse


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: unNaked

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8 Comments:

Blogger omohemi Benson said...

NONE at all, hehehehe

April 03, 2007 10:57 AM  
Blogger Idemili said...

LOL. Where did you go anyway? Please send Tinks some love, you know she only exempted you 'cos she likes you!

April 03, 2007 12:51 PM  
Blogger Kafo said...

i don't think we need secrets
secrets make us lie
a person without any BIG secrets is blessed because they can just be themselves without having to cover their bases

hmmm
but then again

that might mean take away from your mysterious points

April 03, 2007 12:56 PM  
Blogger Ugo Daniels said...

A real man or woman should have an aura of secrecy and mysteriousness surrounding him or her so that there's bargaining chip.

It becomes bad when he/she lives in total secrey. I'm only advocating like one or two very serious secret.

@blogger, i support in toto

April 03, 2007 2:46 PM  
Blogger Waffarian said...

Bros, lets make secrets together, I promise you to give you ogbolokomioko every night and whisper sweet nothings in your ear! heheheheheheheheheh! bros you no go apply for tinkerbell man hunt? no be you dey look for secrets? after you go dey cry anyhow!

April 03, 2007 3:57 PM  
Blogger adumaadan - Blacktinkerbell said...

ok baby, you can apply. I'll even consider your application seriously.

April 04, 2007 1:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hubba! Huba! Hubba! I wonder how much of a match we are? LOL

April 04, 2007 9:21 AM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@waffarian: LOL... no let me come dia come meet you oh...

@tinkerbell: good stuff

@anon: who is you? lol

@ugo: I agree with you... I use to see secrets as a weakness...

@kafo: word! ;-) being mysterious is a cool thing o...

@idemili: o yea... h ehe he

@Omohemi: are you for real? I have to meet you oh...

April 05, 2007 3:00 AM  

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