Run Rat Run

I dey fear some kin things oh. Things like rat, snake, and a woman's wrath, but certainly not bats like my dear Vera. No, not bats. I remember some years back on my way back home from slushing with a friend, and just very close to my house (in warri), I saw something moving in the grasses nearby, I thought to myself: "that's peculiar". So I paused. Lo and behold, a snake! A big ass one for that matter! The highness immediately clear from my eye, and na so I cut out (for those who don't know what that is, ask my dear sister waffarian). Somethings and the unNaked Soul don't just mix.

Just yesterday, I was on my way to get some grub. I was waltzing on my street minding my own business like I don't give a shit (Tu baba... lol). Na so one bizi bodi rat just jump on the pavement twaa! One mind told me to pause, the other said run. I obeyed the former. And before I go say "who go buy bread" the bastard the size of a rabbit started approaching me, apparently in fear. Me sef dey fear. Two fear come jam, confusion come start. I ran to the left, the idiot did the same. I say shuuoo. I ran to the right, the cocky bastard did the same. See me trouble oh! Na so I accelerate to the extreme right, ran past the obviously over fed rat who is already on my left, and dashed like a Hermes on an errand for Zeus.

There are somethings I just don't want to come in contact with or experience. If you think say you strong pass me, call me on this number and I go give you address to an event where dem dey give award to people wey strong pass unNaked Soul. No laughing oh, am unNakedly serious.