Retrosexual
Early this morning, 1:20am to be precise, I was watching Mint on some Naija TV channel that I can't seem see the name (weird). Anyways, the show is about giving away some cool dollars to whoever call to answer some in-your-face questions with some funny accent babes (one of 'em is a cute lepa shandy and her name's Tandy)... Anyway, that's not the gist.
I have found a new word for those of us who still cling to the old ways of expressing themselves sexually, either via dating or shagging. The word as you must done guess by now is "Retrosexual" (it is not in the dico so I should get a Nobel Prize *he he he*)
A Retrosexual is a modern man or woman with sexual or lifestyle attributed to my great-great-great-grand forefathers or commonly attributed to "old school" folks. These people still believes that the best way to get engaged is by following a culture centric process or still think anything other than the missionary style is a free first class ticket to foolishness. They maintain a lifestyle you can only find in "Tales by moonlight" or in "Things fall apart" (For those of use who are not familiar with these two references, please seek google)
I know a few Retrosexual babes and guys... a few blogger are as well... yes, you know thyself... I can tell by the way you blog regardless of the fronting... don't worry, I won't expose you *wink*
I have found a new word for those of us who still cling to the old ways of expressing themselves sexually, either via dating or shagging. The word as you must done guess by now is "Retrosexual" (it is not in the dico so I should get a Nobel Prize *he he he*)
A Retrosexual is a modern man or woman with sexual or lifestyle attributed to my great-great-great-grand forefathers or commonly attributed to "old school" folks. These people still believes that the best way to get engaged is by following a culture centric process or still think anything other than the missionary style is a free first class ticket to foolishness. They maintain a lifestyle you can only find in "Tales by moonlight" or in "Things fall apart" (For those of use who are not familiar with these two references, please seek google)
I know a few Retrosexual babes and guys... a few blogger are as well... yes, you know thyself... I can tell by the way you blog regardless of the fronting... don't worry, I won't expose you *wink*
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posted by UnNaked Soul at 2:31 AM
19 Comments:
I do hope I am not one of those people you consider retrosexuals o...can't help asking though, what's wrong with having old world values?
i can put a spin on this. im retro and sexual.
im retro- i live in vintage shops, i love the 70's clothes.
and you know im sexual... right?
lol
@tinkerbell: lol... am not saying... I promised not to squeal...
@chameleon: lol... yea you're sexual, but not in the retro way... u r a hybrid... retrolifestyle with futuresexual *wink*
Who are you calling a retrosexual???You PINK mouse!!lol.
@mrs somebody: lol... I'm calling names o... but by their blog we shall know them... he he he... me pink mouse... funny enuf, that's a cute kinda moouse... *grin*
UnNaked, you have really gone to another level o! How dare you put my parents out there like that?! Oya, take it back! Take what you said back right now!!!
So what if they only do missionary?! Is that so wrong? How do you think I was conceived? :HISS:
*smiles*
I think I need to go have breakfast ...or brunch rather (it's 12:44pm here). My growling tummy is messin with ma head
Retro gini?
Abeg you have to expand this topic o!
@vera: LOL... no vex ma... I no mean am that way... I take am back... where I go put am now?
@Omohemi: Vera sabi wetin e mean... lol... Retrosexual simply means Old School person... are you old school in lifestyle, romance, love, attitude, etc? if you are then your are retrosexual... *wink*
Retrosexuals need never apply for any open position at camp Kpakpando. Nonsense, how the hell do you know you're grandpa didn't eat p***y? I have heard that excuse before, in 2005 I think, and he wondered why my clothes went back on and his dick had to go limp... Never mind about my rant jare, this is not the time nor the place. Retrosexuals do your thing, far far away from me.
so what do u call someone that only dreams of such said foolishness..fantasizes about it..but still lives in the golden days of missionary and bubble gum machine promise rings??
what can u tell from my blog??
heheheheheh! because unnaked talk say im fit know una from ya blogs, see as fear dey catch all of una! hehehehehe, unnaked wey dey talk self, wetin you sabi? ehn? dem talk say, wey wind blow fowl nyash so open! this ya blog, i fit analyze you from head to toe, so take ya time well well!
Do you consider me a retrosexual? Or do you just like to get in the head of eople to see what response you can come up with, based on what nthey posessed. Unnaked, haba please take us out of four misery , why you dey play all of this head games?
@kpakpando: LOL! I can bet my none existent pussy that he never did... LOL! Now that's my kinda babe "Revosexual" *wink*
@GG: oh baby! wake up from the dream and like NIKE, JUST DO IT! lol
@waffarian: I dey suspect you o! but I promise not to yan.. but if you push me, i go start o!
@SG: you know say you are standing on the borderline? and If am trying to get into your head, you should be thankful, cos I intend to stay there as long as there's oxygen in there. te he he he
LOL>..No comment for me at all.. cos me no get all those terms at all, maybe because I am bored!...
Ok now I get it...it means ancient ppl abi?
So which one are you? oga UnNaked...
Talk o! I am busy bodying [instead of updating] and I need to know!
Great post by the way!
You have caused Kpakpando to rave and rant at all those retrosexuals but it was a great post so we don't mind!
@naijadude: you should know by now *wink*
@idemili: LOL.. saw ur post... hilarious!
UPDATE!!! For the love of God, UPDATE!!!
you sweet angel from the otherworld....thankyou for commenting on my blog, i am flattered and joyous. you love me? how cool is that?....a stranger loving me makes me wanna do a cartwheel. after all....we are here for loving each other.
so, i checked some of your posts, and although i have kind of dropped out of my usual vigilance of blogging regularly~ i like what i see. keep up the great work!
anyway....may the light shine upon your brow and may you always have great longlasting orgasms.
kisses and hugs!
@magicalsis: lol @ "may the light shine upon your brow and may you always have great longlasting orgasms."
that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever told me... waoh... thank you.. mmuuaahhh
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