V Virus

It has come to common knowledge that there is a virus on the loose in blogville. As a marraof fact, this virus has a name. For complexity sakes, the name of the virus can be derived from Virus Extraodinaire Running Amuck. Now let me analyze this virus so that when you come across it, you can detect it and use any antivirus (horny to be precise) of your choice to tackle it.

Volatile when responding to blog post
Has attributes related to counting dracula in sesame street
Engages in aggressive take over of any file with extention .bf
Has a fetish for attacking folders that has a shoe file
Stores self in your history so you cannot possibly delete, and will do a come back on you
Has a G.U.Y firmware labeled Horn to tha NY in the boot(y) sector.
Networks with the Russian KGB
Not a stranger in Moscow unlike MJ
Deep cover collabo with a victim under operation tminxamebo 007 to solve a mystery XYZ

I'll keep you in touch with more information as it reaches our GPS Virus Tracking System. Best way to ward this virus off is to.... oops, sorry, incoming distress call from our satelite station... will get back to you (if we survive the first wave)... *wink*