Thursday, March 01, 2007

V Virus

It has come to common knowledge that there is a virus on the loose in blogville. As a marraof fact, this virus has a name. For complexity sakes, the name of the virus can be derived from Virus Extraodinaire Running Amuck. Now let me analyze this virus so that when you come across it, you can detect it and use any antivirus (horny to be precise) of your choice to tackle it.

Volatile when responding to blog post
Has attributes related to counting dracula in sesame street
Engages in aggressive take over of any file with extention .bf
Has a fetish for attacking folders that has a shoe file
Stores self in your history so you cannot possibly delete, and will do a come back on you
Has a G.U.Y firmware labeled Horn to tha NY in the boot(y) sector.
Networks with the Russian KGB
Not a stranger in Moscow unlike MJ
Deep cover collabo with a victim under operation tminxamebo 007 to solve a mystery XYZ

I'll keep you in touch with more information as it reaches our GPS Virus Tracking System. Best way to ward this virus off is to.... oops, sorry, incoming distress call from our satelite station... will get back to you (if we survive the first wave)... *wink*

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8 Comments:

Blogger Ms zee said...

you asking for trouble...... LOL

March 01, 2007 1:39 PM  
Blogger Miss Pearse said...

Uhm...Owkaey

March 01, 2007 5:30 PM  
Blogger Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lol.. this your virus get as e sound oh unnaked...

March 02, 2007 2:02 AM  
Blogger Vera Ezimora said...

LOL

Ehm, UnNaked, do u dare to say who... I mean WHAT this virus is?

Abi fear dey catch u?

March 02, 2007 11:01 PM  
Blogger Mrs Somebody said...

is it like HIV? like Human Immuno-deficiency Ver....Virus?tell us!

March 03, 2007 11:33 AM  
Blogger Naijadude said...

LOL...U wan enter wahala abi!....LOL

No dey wink again jare! ..LOL

March 04, 2007 1:13 AM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@mrs somebody: this one pass HIV oh! This Virus is contagious, bootilicious, veracious, and many morecious...

@naijadude: are you tripping for my wink? uhm? tell me now oh, make I for begin send a thousand winks to you.. *wink* *wink* *wink* LOL

March 04, 2007 10:02 AM  
Blogger LondonBuki said...

LOL!!!!!!

You are hilarious!

March 05, 2007 6:14 AM  

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