Once upon a Soul

My life is a string of constant miracles. How they happen puzzles me but I ain't complaining even though I do once in a while when I make a wish and they take a while too long to come through. Why they happen,? I hope I live long enough to find out. -unNaked Soul

Things that I have observed about me:

I love sleeping alone. For a reason I don't understand. I just feel more comfortable. No meaning found so far (yes! even after the most amazing sex in the world)

I'm immune to so many things but just realized that I catch common cold by the thought of it. (no more flu discussion)

My Imagination is almost real to me (Comes in handy when I wank in the morning)

When I say the things I want to do, I end up doing only half of it or not. When I don't say, I end up doing all and more. (I should learn to shut up more)

My brain and my tongue are like two lovers with cross eyes.

I have gained some weight... I think...

I missed being autistic by a few degrees. *phew* that was close.

When I'm bored/lonely/angry/broke, I involuntarily create an illusion of sedative thoughts or comical environment or some other things many people don't want to know. Like some kind of anti-self-destruct mechanism.

I fall in & out of love in seconds (Working on the body chemical to make it last)

I don't let things bother me for too long. The nightmare is not fun. And I love sleeping.

I'm loving red wine + redbull... (One sweet babe introduced me...) Plus am trying out Malt & Vodka... Who wants some?

ok... that's all folks... going back to a diary full of To Dos... *sigh*

P.S. Cally-Waffy didn't strip as she threatened. Catwalq didn't do what she threaten to do to me. Chickens! :-P

V Virus

It has come to common knowledge that there is a virus on the loose in blogville. As a marraof fact, this virus has a name. For complexity sakes, the name of the virus can be derived from Virus Extraodinaire Running Amuck. Now let me analyze this virus so that when you come across it, you can detect it and use any antivirus (horny to be precise) of your choice to tackle it.

Volatile when responding to blog post
Has attributes related to counting dracula in sesame street
Engages in aggressive take over of any file with extention .bf
Has a fetish for attacking folders that has a shoe file
Stores self in your history so you cannot possibly delete, and will do a come back on you
Has a G.U.Y firmware labeled Horn to tha NY in the boot(y) sector.
Networks with the Russian KGB
Not a stranger in Moscow unlike MJ
Deep cover collabo with a victim under operation tminxamebo 007 to solve a mystery XYZ

I'll keep you in touch with more information as it reaches our GPS Virus Tracking System. Best way to ward this virus off is to.... oops, sorry, incoming distress call from our satelite station... will get back to you (if we survive the first wave)... *wink*