Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Once upon a Soul

My life is a string of constant miracles. How they happen puzzles me but I ain't complaining even though I do once in a while when I make a wish and they take a while too long to come through. Why they happen,? I hope I live long enough to find out. -unNaked Soul

Things that I have observed about me:

I love sleeping alone. For a reason I don't understand. I just feel more comfortable. No meaning found so far (yes! even after the most amazing sex in the world)

I'm immune to so many things but just realized that I catch common cold by the thought of it. (no more flu discussion)

My Imagination is almost real to me (Comes in handy when I wank in the morning)

When I say the things I want to do, I end up doing only half of it or not. When I don't say, I end up doing all and more. (I should learn to shut up more)

My brain and my tongue are like two lovers with cross eyes.

I have gained some weight... I think...

I missed being autistic by a few degrees. *phew* that was close.

When I'm bored/lonely/angry/broke, I involuntarily create an illusion of sedative thoughts or comical environment or some other things many people don't want to know. Like some kind of anti-self-destruct mechanism.

I fall in & out of love in seconds (Working on the body chemical to make it last)

I don't let things bother me for too long. The nightmare is not fun. And I love sleeping.

I'm loving red wine + redbull... (One sweet babe introduced me...) Plus am trying out Malt & Vodka... Who wants some?

ok... that's all folks... going back to a diary full of To Dos... *sigh*

P.S. Cally-Waffy didn't strip as she threatened. Catwalq didn't do what she threaten to do to me. Chickens! :-P

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27 Comments:

Blogger Nyemoni said...

Just wanted to holler...it's been a while....

October 30, 2007 7:24 AM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@nyemoni: first this i said in my mind when i say ur id was "been a while babe..."

how na?

October 30, 2007 7:56 AM  
Blogger Aijay said...

Very interesting... I see I'm not the only one who loves to sleep.
Out of curiousity, how do you sleep alone after the most amazing sex. Do you move to the next room or sleep on the couch? What if she wants to be held or cuddled? Just wondering...

I also think red wine + red bull is fab!

October 30, 2007 9:06 AM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@aijay: After cuddling her to sleep, I move to the couch...

holla to a red wine + red bull familiar... lets drink to that *wink*

October 30, 2007 9:11 AM  
Anonymous lovita said...

U finally updated

Thanks 4 stopping by
Interesting post
who would want to sleep alone after the best experience with a partner... hmmm u r wierd o.

LOl@aijay for asking

"My Imagination is almost real to me (Comes in handy when I wank in the morning)"

WAOWWWWWW

October 30, 2007 9:35 AM  
Blogger Baroque said...

confirmed, you craze never cure...i love my sleep too, so dont bother...i so know what you mean about sleeping alone but not when she's spending the night...common...never got the hang of sleeping & cuddling...gives me painful cramps in my arm...however, i like to give out a big fart in the morning...so imagine having to hold it...try sprite with your red wine & tell me what you think...vodka, martini...shaken not stirred!...i do vodka + campari...try it

October 30, 2007 9:46 AM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@lovita: *wink*
thanks for stopping by

@baroque: will try those... anytime u r in lagos, we can have a drink... bring Ms. Telephone with u *wink*

October 30, 2007 10:06 AM  
Blogger princesa said...

I won't want to spend a night with you if i was ur babe! Imagine leaving me alone and moving to the couch. I go follow you move!

Red wine and coke nko?? Try am!

Ps:DO you wank every morning?? That thing go finish o!

October 30, 2007 10:33 AM  
Blogger Baroque said...

sure why not...Ms.Telephone has a lot to offer...believe me

October 30, 2007 10:37 AM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@princesa: lol. u go follow me? ok na...lol. redwine + coke? :-?
no oh, the thing dey multiply in billions everytime... na universal nuts... *wink*

@baroque: solid!

October 30, 2007 11:09 AM  
Blogger Queen of My Castle said...

Red wine and red bull??? You know, you really shouldn't be mixing uppers and downers, Mister, but I am not your mother, so I won't tell you what to do.

Your minds seems quite an extraordinary place to reside. If only I was able to get in there...

October 30, 2007 11:12 AM  
Blogger My 2 cents said...

Lol! This is comical.
Your imagination becomes real after wanking in the morning, einsten you. And the falling in and out of love in seconds is your typical male chromosomes speaking.
Good stuff though.

October 30, 2007 11:14 AM  
Blogger My 2 cents said...

And about sleeping alone, na wah oh!
So if babe travel across the border to come see you, has no family wahtesoever around and nowhere to go. She has to lay in the streets or what?

Thank God for Amrican embassy, heard they'll put a citizen up in a hotel and fly you coach back to the states in these instances.
Selfish, selfish you..

October 30, 2007 11:17 AM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@QOMC: :-) you're welcome in. bring u a bottle of red wine

@my2cents: you can sleep on the bed, I'll take the couch, if it's ok with u of course *wink*

October 30, 2007 11:27 AM  
Blogger fantasy queen said...

when next ur imagination takes u places u'rewelcome to my world of fantasy where i am queen..hard to believe, but i move to the couch too...does this mean i was a guy in my last life?

October 30, 2007 12:47 PM  
Blogger Obinwanne said...

such interestings facts to know about you...but red wine + redbull...i'll try out this weekend..

October 30, 2007 4:04 PM  
Blogger Fatoumatta said...

hey wld be back to read nd catch up on ur posts...meanwhile wan invite u to ma blog so send me ur email pls on fatimsani@yahoo.co.uk
-.-

October 31, 2007 1:32 AM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@fantasy Queen: we're two of a kind... and thanks for the invite to your Fantasy Kingdom. what are the visiting hours *wink*

@obiwanne: you'll love it, i promise you.

@fatoumatta: no wan :-)

October 31, 2007 2:26 AM  
Blogger CATWALQ a.k.a LAGBA-JESS said...

Uh, dadandidi...whilst you were neglecting me, I had found your replacement...

You and I are two peas in a pod. i am the same for everything, except the autism avoidance and the wanking in the morning...always late for class so I have no time...

Why do you always neglect me? *sob* I don't like it and then you update behind my back

October 31, 2007 9:46 AM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@catwalq: maka what? you found ogini? a replacement? I'm irreplaceable o! I'm unNaked, no one is like me, no, that's unLike me... lol

see two peas in a pod... my absence is not a sign of neglect *wink*

and what about what your threatened me with? I unNakedly wait...

October 31, 2007 10:13 AM  
Blogger Atutupoyoyo said...

Great line dude: My brain and my tongue are like two lovers with cross eyes. I go tif that one use am one day.

And o yeah it's official...you have been replaced. All I can say is how did you give up all of that? Maybe na because you go sleep for parlour...

October 31, 2007 5:16 PM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@atuts: LMAO!!! you must be joking... read what she said afterwards:

"...You and I are two peas in a pod. i am the same for everything..."

You can't take that away. She remains unNakedly mine... quit trippin son... LOL

November 01, 2007 2:03 AM  
Blogger Nneka's World said...

Thank the lord you have updated!

This guy your mind is truly special
LOL!!! You wont kill me....

Besides i love sleeping alone, dont know about cuddling, the ish will just spoil my sleep....

November 01, 2007 10:41 PM  
Anonymous Mrs Unnaked soul said...

Baby you dont go the the couch after we make love o or do you and then come back and cuddle up on me nii...oya night vigil begins tonite.... hisss...

November 02, 2007 11:56 AM  
Blogger Isi said...

you fall in and out of love in secs?! what does that make u- unlovable??!!!!!!

November 03, 2007 8:40 AM  
Blogger guerreiranigeriana said...

damn!!...you're a cold piece!...you cuddle her to sleep then move to the couch?!...my feelings would be hurt when i woke up...but i'm sensitive...you wank every morning?...get a girlfriend or wife...that's what we're here for..:)...funny post...

November 03, 2007 3:21 PM  
Blogger Onome said...

heeheehee..u be an intriguing character(hope dats d right word)..will be trying ur concoction soon....

November 13, 2007 2:40 AM  

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