Thursday, October 04, 2007

YHW

Greatness is not for the faint hearted - unNaked Soul

I have a universe load of questions to ask, and for all those who want me to update, please answer them for me. :-D

Why do I want to gain 20lbs? why?
Why do I wake up in the morning with a hard on? why?
Why does Catwalq (What's her real name?) flaunt her beautiful mind at me while she does the same to that guy (you know yourself) that will chop sand very soon? why?
Why does she bother me to update when she could have just... you know? why?
Why does Queen of My Castle (What's her real name?) write so well that I get a hard on from reading her simple, yet, deep stuffs? why?
Why are anons so annoying? why?
Why did Baba Alaye (What's his real name?) stop'd blogging? why?
Why is Vera (What's her fake name?) not available when I need her? why?
Why do I like women too much? why?
Why do I now fancy cute-face plus-size women these days? why?
Why is orgasm such a thrill? why?
Why is it that some visitors to unNaked Soul's website confuses him for a girl? why?
Why do I like the number 69? Why?
Why do I blog when all that I want to blog about has completely eluded me? why?

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33 Comments:

Blogger Mrs Somebody said...

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October 04, 2007 5:21 AM  
Blogger Mrs Somebody said...

1)Why do I want to gain 20lbs? why?Because you are one very skinny lepa guy.

2)Why do I wake up in the morning with a hard on? why?Maybe your room was just too cold.Check your A/C and reduce the room temperature.

3)Why does Catwalq (What's her real name?) flaunt her beautiful mind at me while she does the same to that guy (you know yourself) that will chop sand very soon? why?
....you mean Yosh? Yosh will chop sand soon??hahahhahha

4)Why does she bother me to update when she could have just... you know? why?Dunno?Ask her.


5)Why does Queen of My Castle (What's her real name?) write so well that I get a hard on from reading her simple, yet, deep stuffs? why?
Dunno?

6)Why are anons so annoying? why?
Anons are freaky.that's why.

7)Why did Baba Alaye (What's his real name?) stop'd blogging? why?
I guess the anons did it again.

8)Why is Vera (What's her fake name?) not available when I need her? why?
.......Need her for what?

9)Why do I like women too much? why?
.....hehehehehe(evil laughter).

10)Why is orgasm such a thrill? why?
....wait....I'll ask Ubong Da.

11)Why is it that some visitors to unNaked Soul's website confuses him for a girl? why?
......Dunno?

12)Why do I like the number 69? Why?
Another question for Ubong Da.Wait..... while I ask him.

13)Why do I blog when all that I want to blog about has completely eluded me? why?
'Cause your brain belongs to someone else...maybe.The owner decides to take it back just when you want to use it?maybe?

October 04, 2007 5:29 AM  
Blogger catwalq said...

1. I don't know why you want to gain twenty pounds.

2. You wake up with a hard on cos u are dreaming about Queen of My Castle

3. It is exactly for that same reason that I have Atutu. He gives me what I need. With you, I have to be competing for your time and attention.

4.Could have just...what? I don't think my wiles work on you anymore. Bodily harm seems to do the trick

5.I don't know why u r reacting to QOMC like that....Mssststsssthw

U r so silly. But u're still my cuddly.

October 04, 2007 6:38 AM  
Blogger catwalq said...

Mrs Somebody, u need to ask Ubong da why orgasms are such a thrill?
Where is MR. SOMEBODY?!!!! He is slacking o

October 04, 2007 6:39 AM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@mrs somebody: LMAO!!! thanks for the response

@catwalq: bodily harm? stop turning me on... lol... but am still ur cuddly... am smiling an waving, cute & cuddly... :-D

October 04, 2007 6:54 AM  
Blogger Catwalq said...

see that is how God will catch u
Atutu went on my least visited blog and left his message there.
see he cares about all I write, ehn Unnaked.
And he did that much earlier than u did.

October 04, 2007 8:42 AM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@catwalq: see, he dey do hide-hide love. me i dey do public display of affection... na who loff pass? hen? that guy go soon chop sand-sand... i have yan'd my own

[happy buffday darling *wink*]

October 04, 2007 8:54 AM  
Blogger unshined congo said...

lol dunno y u want to gain 20lbs??? 20lbs of wat????

October 04, 2007 10:49 AM  
Blogger Queen of My Castle said...

Why do I wake up in the morning with a hard on? why?

-Simple dear, you're a man.

Why does Queen of My Castle (What's her real name?) write so well that I get a hard on from reading her simple, yet, deep stuffs? why?

-Because simplicity is the spice of life babe.

Why do I now fancy cute-face plus-size women these days? why?

-Oh sweetie, didn't you know that this is the craze?!

Why is orgasm such a thrill? why?

-Because all cares and worries escape you if only for that moment

Why is it that some visitors to unNaked Soul's website confuses him for a girl? why?

-Because you are openly sensual. I find it sexy. Oh yeah, and maybe your pen name.

Why do I like the number 69? Why?
-Um, yeah...I got nothing for this one. LOL

Awww, I see Catwalq giving you a hard time love. I usually don't accept other women's sloppy seconds, but you are MORE than welcome at my Castle anytime ;-)

October 04, 2007 12:18 PM  
Anonymous Sparkle said...

20 pounds loun loun...ka ma ri!!!

October 04, 2007 2:39 PM  
Blogger Ugo Daniels said...

I see you're keeping your harem busy, 'nuff respect dude!

October 04, 2007 4:11 PM  
Blogger Mustafa Şenalp said...

çok güzel bir site.

October 04, 2007 4:30 PM  
Blogger cally-waffybabe said...

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October 04, 2007 6:20 PM  
Blogger cally-waffybabe said...

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October 04, 2007 6:30 PM  
Blogger Atutupoyoyo said...

LOL. unNaked you wan kill me with laugh this guy. Why u wan gain 20 pounds now?

Meanwhile I'm a lover not a fighter. I Know She'll Tell You I'm The One For Her
'Cause She Said I Blow Her Mind. The girl is mine. The doggone girl is mine :-)

October 04, 2007 7:19 PM  
Blogger LurLar said...

lol...Am sure u secretly know the perfect answer to them. Pls dnt even make me answer dem questions...lol.

October 05, 2007 12:01 AM  
Blogger ibiluv said...

20lbs? I only need 11 lbs....

Early morn hard-ons?love 'em...

Keep flaunting babe....

What?call u?shag u?

Queen is female,females were created to give u fever-hence the hard-ons from her....

Anons-Annoying?see the relation???

Baba Alaye?No idea!!miss him 2

Vera?unavailable?she's exclusive...

Like women?THANK GOD u r straight!!

Cute face-plus size?The best!!!

Orgasms?wish they did come in a box of chocs...hmmmmmmm

U female?dunno!!!u have a feminine side probably........

69?confess...ur fave position????

Oh dont make us beg...keep blogging...

October 05, 2007 5:57 AM  
Blogger JJ said...

Too many questions, so little time. How've you been Winkleman??

October 05, 2007 7:46 AM  
Blogger Naijadude said...

I want to ask, why are you going crazy?

October 05, 2007 9:10 AM  
Blogger Labelle said...

lol! nice concept...why do i feel like 90% of ur questions embrace feminity, sexual categories e.t.c ?

October 05, 2007 11:21 AM  
Blogger Arewa said...

lol - 'why do i wake in the morning with a hard on?'Damn boy
@ labelle: i agree with u - 90% ofquestions embrace feminity, sexual categories.

Oh boy should we start a campaign to find Mrs unNaked Soul?!

October 05, 2007 12:30 PM  
Blogger Obinwanne said...

1. why have you be deceiving yourself why????? (kidding)

October 05, 2007 3:03 PM  
Blogger CATWALQ a.k.a LAGBA-JESS said...

where r u?

October 07, 2007 9:14 PM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

:-)

October 08, 2007 1:00 AM  
Blogger bumight said...

this feels like WAEC, no actually, NECO
1. because of number 2
2. because of number 3
3. goes back to number 2
4. goes back to number 1 and then 2
5. the answer is all in number 2
6. can't help you with that
7. ditto as number 6
8. ditto as number 7
9.is that the reason for number 2?
10. is this the reason for #5?

October 10, 2007 12:59 PM  
Blogger Nneka's World said...

I swear when i first started reading your blog, i thought you were a girl, i was surprised to know that you are a guy, a highly sensual one at that who is so in tune with his sexuality.....

October 10, 2007 5:45 PM  
Blogger cally-waffybabe said...

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October 11, 2007 8:16 PM  
Blogger Jaja said...

Why did I think you were a girl when i first read your blog, why?

Why are you such a mad boy, why?

And why havnt I received the 9 unripe plantain you promised, why?

October 14, 2007 12:43 AM  
Blogger Baroque said...

Why do I want to gain 20lbs? why?
...So you can beat some guys up,
learn martial arts instead...

Why do I wake up in the morning with a hard on? why?
...because you sleep naked

Why does Catwalq (What's her real name?) flaunt her beautiful mind at me while she does the same to that guy (you know yourself) that will chop sand very soon? why?
...so you can blog about it

Why does she bother me to update when she could have just... you know? why?
...i wonder, myself

Why does Queen of My Castle (What's her real name?) write so well that I get a hard on from reading her simple, yet, deep stuffs? why?
...i bet you like 'deep' stuff too much

Why are anons so annoying? why?
...i have stopped them from visiting my blog

Why did Baba Alaye (What's his real name?) stop'd blogging? why?
...maybe he's dead

Why is Vera (What's her fake name?) not available when I need her? why?
...her fake name is Xena

Why do I like women too much? why?
...please find out for me too

Why do I now fancy cute-face plus-size women these days? why?
...i wonder why? some of them put the satis in insatiable

Why is orgasm such a thrill? why?
...revolution! it makes the world go round

Why is it that some visitors to unNaked Soul's website confuses him for a girl? why?
...pardon me, i wonder why i did too

Why do I like the number 69? Why?
...ol boy, that's the greatest shit ever discovered

Why do I blog when all that I want to blog about has completely eluded me? why?
...remember, something about you not being sure about the ownership of your brain?

October 30, 2007 8:34 AM  
Blogger Baroque said...

@bumight, your answer seems more like the JAMB itself

@CWB,...i ask again, is there something i should know?

October 30, 2007 8:38 AM  
Blogger My 2 cents said...

Really interesting questions.
Most of them just needs one answer cos you are a MAN!!

October 30, 2007 11:21 AM  
Blogger Isi said...

You probably like 69 becos when the numbers come together they create a phenomenal bonding- intense and passionate that makes for unbearable separation… more like sex.

November 03, 2007 8:57 AM  
Blogger cally-waffybabe said...

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November 08, 2007 8:21 PM  

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