Revosexual

This is a continuation from my previous post. And I should say this again, it's high time I get the Oscar of sleepless-night-with-no-life discoveries and contributions to humanity a.k.a Nobel Prize. I can see my self shinning my 27 to the whole world in Geneva or Antwerp or wereva dem dey hold that bizzybodi event.

Anyways, today am adding a new word to the lifestyle dictionary, and as you must done know already, the word is "REVOSEXUAL"

A Revosexual is a modern man or woman with sexual or lifestyle attributed to my fantasies or commonly attributed to inspire folks who write for magazines such as Vogue, GQ, Playboy, and 69 ways of KamaSutra (don't go searching for it oh, it just jumped right out of my head.. he he he). These people believe that the best way to get engaged is by intuition and intelligence. They are so evolved that they have everything at the tip of their game. They've revolutionize the norm and do not conform to it, and will not settle for it. They believe that the missionary style is a sick joke by a tired retard and will only use it in a funkified manner that will make a Retrosexuals puke with disgust.

And I know very very very few Revosexuals... they run things... things don't run them... by their ways you shall know... its the unNaked thang *wink*

Retrosexual

Early this morning, 1:20am to be precise, I was watching Mint on some Naija TV channel that I can't seem see the name (weird). Anyways, the show is about giving away some cool dollars to whoever call to answer some in-your-face questions with some funny accent babes (one of 'em is a cute lepa shandy and her name's Tandy)... Anyway, that's not the gist.

I have found a new word for those of us who still cling to the old ways of expressing themselves sexually, either via dating or shagging. The word as you must done guess by now is "Retrosexual" (it is not in the dico so I should get a Nobel Prize *he he he*)

A Retrosexual is a modern man or woman with sexual or lifestyle attributed to my great-great-great-grand forefathers or commonly attributed to "old school" folks. These people still believes that the best way to get engaged is by following a culture centric process or still think anything other than the missionary style is a free first class ticket to foolishness. They maintain a lifestyle you can only find in "Tales by moonlight" or in "Things fall apart" (For those of use who are not familiar with these two references, please seek google)

I know a few Retrosexual babes and guys... a few blogger are as well... yes, you know thyself... I can tell by the way you blog regardless of the fronting... don't worry, I won't expose you *wink*