Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Human Anatomy 101

For every situation you find yourself, always remember that you are the other half of the equation. -unNaked Soul

For those who belong to the reserved few please guard your mind, cos this might sound a bit offensive (I doubt it though, seeing that everyone has a bit a of naughtiness in them).

I am going to start by defining the most interesting part of human anatomy. An insight into the different species of the same class, with the same function, some performing better & sweeter than some.

Female
First let me begin with female sex organ that falls under the class "pussicuntistoto". To save our tongue from getting crushed by our teeth, we shall refer this class of the female anatomy as the following: Pussy, Cunt, or Toto.

There are different types, and these are with description:

Volcanopuss: They erupt with the slightest provocation, by thought or otherwise. They drip seriously when in contact with anything (Words, Touch, Sight). They are my favourite type. And when they erupt, it is fireworks!

Steamytot: They let out steam only when struck by a rod or soft-touched by a tongue. They are perfect for slow grind.

CuntStill: These are the really tough ones. They can only be watered by balls juice or artificial liquid aka KY-Gel. These are really really annoying type.

Enough said, these organs have properties. I have taken the pain to list the properties of pussicuntistoto

Cunt Di: They only fuck Kings and Heir to multi-billion dollar empire. They've got no time for small time or mid type cocks, no matter how much they crow.

Cunt Dracula: Men, beware of this cunt. This kind of cunt has broken many relationships (even the heavily invested ones). You have a taste of this cunt and your life will never be the same.

Cunt Theresa: They are also know as the pacifiers. They pacify every hardened cock that comes their way. No! you don't have to pay for this kind. It is their duty to put to rest every restless cock.

Cunt Hades: These are the stock up cunts. They don't get any, and they burn inside. Even when a cock comes along, they act like they don't want any. They wind up as stuck-up-old-maid.

Cunt Nefertiti: Every cock wants to rod this cunt. You see it, you want it. So wonderful I tell ya. Keeps all cock nodding like Cadillacs from Dr. Dre's music video. But only few cock get the luck. Only a cock with the right spin can blow this one.

Cunt Diva: They choose their own rod. No matter what you do, they'll only rock your cock because they choose to, not because you are the fastest cock in the west. Cock teasers I call them!

Male
Am not a fan of cocks if it isn't mine. So I spent less time studying them. But I have, due to inevitability, come up with some properties of cuntseekers aka cockamine

Cock Czar: Baddest cock of them all. Many men claim to be a cock czar but you and I know only few are.

Cock Anthony: These cock go after the cunt of their friends, or masters. They always have eyes on other people's cunt.

Cock Farquaad: Very aggressive cock I tell you. But they don't get any. Out of frustration, they pay people to fuck for them. They've got no steam.

Cock Octavia: The young boy cock every older cunt wants to cock and shoot.

Cock Ramses: This cock rams everything that looks or smells like a cunt. No mercy.

Cock Loki: These are the cunt teasers. Every cunt want to have a piece, but they only rod the cunt they choose. very mischievous I tell you.

Cock Hitler: These cocks are a disappoint I tell you. They start the race, but never finishes, leaving bunch of pissed off cunts... aka 2mins cockies.


End Note:
I am bold enough to tell you that I am Cock ____
See them, them wan know... :-P

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