Wednesday, November 21, 2007

8 Weird things about me

Warning to all those who think I am all mouth and no game (thou knowest thyself, I no go name names): "I shall loose my tongue upon those who doubt me, and they shall be struck with a thunderous orgasm!" unNaked Soul


Weird 1: I don't talk much in the morning until I brush my teeth. My own early-morning-smelling mouth irritates me. yuck! And my early morning mood is too matured for my taste.

Weird 2: I've imagined naked and gbenshed every gbenshable babe I have ever met - in my mind. I do this to tell if I should gbensh her, have her as a friend, or just fashi her. A huge part of my decision making process when I meet a woman... Separating the muse from the wuss.

Weird 3: I turn words into images before I can understand them. Sounds means nothing to me unless they carry a form.

Weird 4: My immune system is maaaaaad. I believe if the mind is sick, the body is. I have a healthy mind to say the least. :-P

Weird 5: I don't count my money. And don't know the price of most things I buy. Am impulsive. I like it, I get it. Pick up stuff from the store, take 'em to the counter, get the total, and pay.

Weird 6: Please don't look directly into my eyes, unless I do first. heeeeeey... noooooooo.... stopiiiiiiit...

Weird 7: I walk on a straight line when I walk alone...

Weird 8: I can roll my tongue... comes handy when am _____ *wink*

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