Instrument of Kiss

If there's something I love more than sleeping and breathing is kissing... yes! K-I-S-S-I-N-G. I can't seem to understand the reason the person who invented or initiated the first kiss has. But I tell you, whatever it is, he did a pretty good job finding that hidden feeling behind a process that I call "Singing using Nature's own harmonica!" The melody is mind blowing (sometimes embarrassing, but amazing).

I remember my first (how can I forget?!). I was naive, and clueless. J. That's her name. She's a wild girl who dates older boys. Met her at a friends house, apparently my friend's elder brother his eyes on her. I was only 16 then. Yes! 16. A quiet and unassuming 16 year old for that matter. We got talking and she won't let me go. She kept stressing how she's older than me with 5days (what's with girls and age anyways? - well that's a topic for another post).

The next day she came over to my house but I wasn't home. She checked later in the day, and said she really liked my company (I used to think I'm the most boring person to hang around with cos I practically don't say much.) Well, we got yanning about this and that. She has these eyes that I could kill for (M-E-N). Anyways, in between teaching her how to play Mario on a Gameboy console and getting extremely close, I just felt it... SWOOSH... My First Kiss... My lips got dis-virgined... The feeling was.. OH MY GOD! And she took my face and from nowhere, I had this unbelievable kissing skills. We kissed, and kissed, and kissed, and kissed, and kissed...

We only dated for like 2 months(?) or so, and all we ever did was KISS. And from that day on, I became a Kiss Addict. I remember one time I was dating this girl, C, and my friend, U, and his girlfriend, N, thought it would be fun if we could do a kissing competition. We kissed like forever, until my friends girlfriend got tired and said "unNaked, you and C are nuts!" and she broke the kiss with U.

I find it so uncomfortable to shag when my partner is not a killer kisser. The superstar natural harmonica player. I have devised so many kissing styles, hen. The silent melody. The hush melody. The wild melody. The still pulse.

That's why any day, anytime, I'll always trip for a well shaped lips, and a long tongue. I can, because of that commit KISS. These two put together are the real INSTRUMENT OF KISS.

Turn to your neighbor and give 'em a KISS to day. And remember, a KISS a day saves life... and while you are at it, enjoy the rhythm.