It's All Me

Permit me to run my mouth and rub my shinning ego a bit.

I am a Leo, a flawless one come to mention. I love the beautiful things of life. I flirt at the slightest opportunity without the intention of getting myself or the other party hurt in the process. I have crush on like 4 female ( 2 older than me and 2 younger). I make mistakes that I learn from. I have made people smile, I have made people cry. I have made people rich, I've never made any poor. I have the fastest mood swing in the west, blink and I'll drop it like its hot. I love pranks, and I've asked questions the pope will rather die than ask them. I have imagination the size of two universe. I go to club to look at happy people. I go to church (haven't since my last lifetime) to see people with mixed feelings. I read to know more. I laugh at the slightest joke (even when it doesn't seem funny).

I'm so stubborn that you'll have a chance at breaking into Fort Knox before you break into my decision. I'm horny like 3/4 of the day. I love water and I can't explain the meaning thereof. I dream of the weirdest things known to man. I fly in my dream, I walk on water in my dream, I run away from monsters in my dream, I fight wars in my dream, I've seen a bleeding moon in my dream, I've seen a changing earth in my dream, I've seen a revolution in my dream, I have had a glimpse of a golden city-in-the-mountains in my dream, I've had sex with tens of faceless girls in my dream, I've been killed in my dream (but I no die sha), I've been shot in my dream, I've been betrayed by family in my dream, I've been betrayed by friends in my dream, I have seen things to come in my dream.

I've lied to people (friends & family alike), I have stolen (from parent), I've nicked (N50) from a friend (I beg am, he no give me, na im I steal am... stingy bastard.. no regrets!), I've made people fall in love with me, I have had strong feelings for a few girls before, I've been seduced by a gay fucker before, I have been toasted by men before (do I look girlie? shuoo), I've been seduced and violated by an extended family member when I was under 7 or so, I've been made to try and have sex with a 5yr old girl when I was under 7 (e no enter sha... {hiss}), I've been asked out by female friends (no big deal), and I've made plots just to be loved (just don't work! na wo oh), I've made silly decisions before and I have made great ones, I've had selfish but not greedy motives.

I love casual fashion, I love attention, I love parties, I love being treated as a royal, I am almost always right, I have fears like I have demons and I have strength like I have arch-angels (all made up in my own world), I hate claims of the unexplainable (God, Jesus, Lucifer, Trinity, Buddha, Muhammad, Adam, Eve, Heaven, Hell, Fate, Destiny, Holy-this, and Holy-that), I've shed tears (small drop-drop) like only 4times in the last 10yrs (once while watching Hotel Rwanda, once while watching Armageddon, Once when T left me, once when I evaluated my life).

Now that's my life in summary. If I don't appear to you as a saint, or your ideal soul, or your Bible/Koran/ cut-out character, I have one thing to tell you:
The rainbow isn't painted in one color!

And if you think I won't go to heaven (because I no plan to repent and seek your ass), then do yourself a favour, start praying that the time you'll get to that your heaven, I'll be off-post and am not on duty, else, I'll so send your ass to hell.

This piece is dedicated to all those who are alive and believe in themselves, the the welfare of their neighbor, and peace amongst all men - regardless of their race or creed. Those who accept responsibility for every action spun by them. Those who keep open heart and learn the mystery of the unexplainable. Those who cater to immediate positive need for humanity...

May the force be with you!