Sunday, November 04, 2007

My unDerwear

I was having this conversation with a good friend of mine, and somewhere along the thread, we got to a part where she said her boyfriend at one time asked her what would she do if he rips her underwear from her. She replied saying "I'll wipe the silly out of you..."

Hmmm... The funny thing is, he did not understand what she meant and she did not care to explain. But the truth of the matter is that she was wearing a 200pound a set underwears and no act of passion can justify the ripping of her underwear.

My dear ladies, gentlemen, and hornymen (esp. Ubong Da), what would you do if during the act of passion, your partner rips off your expensive underwear. Will you like my sweet friend wipe the silly of the face of your partner or just flow with the current?

Imagine in the madness of wanting to get down and gbensh the jagbajantis out of your heads, then your patner pulled the brake with a screech only to say "sorry hun, this is my 90pounds boxers', becareful..." or "sorry hun, this jet black sexy lacey bra cost 110pounds, chill..."

What would I do? Ha-ha! I don't wear underwear the days I know I'll be getting gbensh'd (Like women, I know when am going to get any. I don't hustle) Just my rule. It gets in the way of passion. Besides I love my nakedness, even though my soul is unNaked... *wink*

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Blogger badderchic said...

YAAAAY! me first. where my parcel?

Seriously tho...eerm what would i do? errm honestly?

Ild fork the silly off his face. lol

that kin thin you go tell am sey make him wait make you go change to rubberband, then he can cut it without hassles. lol

November 04, 2007 11:57 AM  
Blogger CATWALQ a.k.a LAGBA-JESS said...

Badderchic, you're going down!!!!!

I guess I will just have to incorporate a strip tease in so that I take the dang-on things off myself.
Otherwise it's Fredericks of Hollywood.

Or better still, don't start with underwear on in the first place...

November 04, 2007 6:16 PM  
Blogger Teediva said...

it's simple. take it off urself, before things get intense.

of course if u forget to take it off, by the time he's tearing it u'll be hopefully too far gone to be thinking of the cost of the silly thing anyway until it's all over, right? or so i imagine...

November 05, 2007 2:26 AM  
Blogger Olamild said...

There shall be no ripping of pants!

November 05, 2007 4:48 AM  
Blogger gishungwa said...

My expensive ones will have to come off and no its not pretty when you rip them off unless you intend to replace them.

November 05, 2007 4:58 AM  
Blogger Aijay said...

I know I'm guilty of splurging on expensive underwear but if my Mr ripped it off, I'll just go with the flow. Stopping half way to alert him ain't sexy & slapping him is so wrong, besides we know he'll replace it. *Wink*

November 05, 2007 9:18 AM  
Blogger SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Hahaha. Just read Teediva's comment and I second the opinion.

November 05, 2007 9:34 AM  
Blogger bumight said...

There are so many things u could do with $200 other than buy expensive underwear, I prolly wont, but if I did, I'll prolly take it off myself(cos u'd have known if ur bobo was the underwear tearing type), lol!

November 05, 2007 11:08 AM  
Blogger guerreiranigeriana said...

i had never, ever thought about this...haha...i really don't think i'd care in the moment...stop for a pair of panties?...please...i assume that if i have 200 panties, i should have more and it shouldn't be that big of a deal...if it is that big a deal, i wouldn't buy 200 panties...but, that's just me...

November 05, 2007 1:13 PM  
Blogger Nneka's World said...

That is why if you know that this is the night you are going to get you some after a long draught, then that is when you wear the thong (string panties) easy access.

There would be no expensive panty tearing especially if the tearer cannot replace it.
Cause the thing will pain me and chase away my agro!

November 05, 2007 2:06 PM  
Blogger cally-waffybabe said...

I have a Burberry bikini set i bought for £270. If any man rips it off for da sake of a 3 minute fcuk, then he'd be soooo FCUKED!!!

November 05, 2007 4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I came here to let you know that CWB is a terrorist, so beware!

November 05, 2007 5:21 PM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@everyone: I can see we all have a great love for our expensive underwear... hmmm... and I see that guerreiranigeriana didn't quite get the gist.

@anonymous: thanks for your concern, but there shall be no name calling in unNaked Kingdom.

November 05, 2007 11:55 PM  
Blogger fantasy queen said...

@anonymous...leave CWB alone jo.

November 06, 2007 6:35 AM  
Blogger Arewa said...

oh my gosh another one of ur confessions..I don't wear underwear the days I know I'll be getting gbensh'd crack me up.
Now about ripping knikers that cost a £200...I really doubt that it would ever happen cus he is the one who treats me to underwear like that soo .. i know he will think twice b4 attempting anything and besides he only tends to rip my La senza and topshop kinckers...i guess its all part of our Psychological contract in bedroom kinkiness...wink

November 06, 2007 8:27 AM  
Blogger guerreiranigeriana said...

na you sabi...i understood the gist...i should have added the money sign (imagine a $ in front of the 200)...basically, if i am that concerned about how much panties cost that i would lose interest in sex or be annoyed if they were ripped off, i don't think i'll pay that much for you read me?...
lol@cwb about the burberry bikini set...that is hilarious...270 pounds vs. a 3 min fuck...that definitely puts it in perspective!!

November 06, 2007 5:52 PM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@fantasy queen: contemplating on what my dear?

@arewa: *wink*

@guerreiranigeriana: hehehehehe

November 07, 2007 2:24 AM  
Blogger Orientatednaijababe said...

£200 ko, £20000000 ni...shey na queen make d underwear, or dey use diamonds. I dont have any underwear dat cost that much and don't know if i could buy one dat expensive or if i even want to. I change my underwear so often that it wud just be a waste.

Anyways if my Mr. ripped my imaginary £200 underwear, he'd be replacing them, and i am sure he would not mind.

November 07, 2007 1:48 PM  
Blogger Kafo said...


if u are thinking about the cost of your underwear then maybe u are not really in the throes

November 07, 2007 8:51 PM  
Blogger Queen of My Castle said...

At the height of passion the cost of undies is most def NOT on my mind. The only thing I am thinking is toss me on the bed and take it, daddy

November 08, 2007 6:53 AM  
Blogger UnNaked Soul said...

@Orientatednaijababe: LoL

@Kafo: sometimes we get caught up in one thing then get jolted out by one tiny-winy thingy

@QOMC: sweetness!!! LoL

November 08, 2007 7:38 AM  
Blogger Olamild said...


November 10, 2007 5:49 AM  
Blogger Onome said...


November 13, 2007 2:49 AM  
Blogger Afrobabe said...

that will definately end the passion that night....silly twat,tear my designer panties indeed...we will be going shopping next day before he gets any more kpanshing...that should teach him

November 15, 2007 11:46 AM  

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